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Simon_Whale wrote: Quote: Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: f*** off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea! 'Judean People's Front'.
Francis: W*****s.
This for me is the best quote from Life Of Brian.[^]
"Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries." and "Now go away, before I taunt you some more" Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
Love it.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Life of Brian is hard to beat, for its vicious attack on bigotry. It is the most relevant film ever made to todays issues in the world. It is so clever it should be taught at birth to every child. Perhaps then we might not make such fools of ourselves as the Judean Peoples Front do. 
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"'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" - Dirty Harry
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"That's not a knife, that's a f***ing Duck!"
Points to whoever names the movie without cheating.
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The fact you have to ask means its not a good quote.
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Sounds like something off Hot Fuzz.
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Yeah I see where you're coming from on that, it was in fact Lone Survivor[^] (A great film BTW)
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It's been a long time since I watched that film.
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Introduce a little anarchy
Upseet the established order
and everything becomes....CHAOS
If you're good at something, never do
it for free
Dark knight Rises
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How about this, if you can guess which movie 
R:Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain:I can’t tell.
R:You can tell me. I’m a doctor.
or this one (different Movie)
Frank: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.
Ed: Sex, Frank?
Frank: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.
or
F: I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader! 
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Shirley you can't be serious!
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I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley! 
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Quote: Can anyone think of a quote that beats this.
Easy...
Quote: Inigo Montoya: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." [Princess Bride]
"Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul."
-Douglas MacArthur
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I was too late.
100% totally agree with you.
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Princess Bride
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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Princess Bride
The one word winner!
"Inconceivable!"
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Quote: Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Man in Black: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
Inconceivable. Ha ha! This movie has so many great quotes. 
"Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul."
-Douglas MacArthur
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"Game over, man! Game over"
-- Aliens
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...but it's started badly.
Taking Herself to work this morning, got up to 50 and there is a "clonk-clonk-clonk" noise from the driverside rear wheel and a load of vibration. Back off, it goes away, slowly speed up and it doesn't come back.
Stop and have a quick look - nothing obvious, maybe a bit of rubbish picked up by the tire and spun around?
Drop her off and decide I'd better get it checked, so I drive off to the garage and they put it up on the ramps.
But before they start looking at the driver side, it's "what's up with the passenger side?" It's leaning in badly at the top.
Long story short, the driver side rear needs a new swing arm bearing. Not a problem, A-class Mercs do go through them. But the passenger side has snapped the axle nearly all the way through... 
Next trip at 70 and the wheel could have been heading for the hills... 
Is it worth fixing? Don't know yet - depends on how easy it is to get the old one off, and that's going to take most of the day. All I know for sure is this is going to be expensive!
Please, Monday, leave me alone now, eh?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just before explaining what's needed, did the Spanner breath in through his teeth in a sort of reverse whistle?
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No - they are a good bunch down there, we know each other quite well.
They have even loaned me a car for a couple of days while they have a look. It's a POS, but it's (probably) four wheels and an engine. And a Vauxhall badge. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So a couple more wheels then the Merc
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Apparently.
But the Merc still drove in a straight line...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... which is totally useless on Welsh roads!
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We have some straight roads!
Ok, they tend to go up and down a lot...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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