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Employment options in the dark ages.
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V. wrote: witch
She turned me into a newt![^] 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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upvote for providing a link.
A funny one at that 
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Born Free?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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It's too bad the Nobel for Physics was already given out this year. This device[^] is on my want list.
TTFN - Kent
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Only slightly incredibly bleeding superb!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just about the greatest weapon of mass fun, ever made.
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Just get your 3D printer and ask him to share his plans.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Oh, yeah. Let's see... I had it right... no, not that pocket... Uhm, well, this is embarrassing, I seem to have misplaced my 3D printer. Can I borrow yours for a spell?
TTFN - Kent
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I'll just send you a picture and you can print it - no .... wait, you don't have a printer to print it on! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Ok, that's just beyond awesome... If only my 3D printer was powerful enough to make stuff like that...
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Awesome I want one. Not real fast but looks like a quality product. 
There wouldn't be no sneaking up on someone would there?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
Not my circus not my monkey's!
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Gotta have one.
Sometimes the true reward for completing a task is not the money, but instead the satisfaction of a job well done. But it's usually the money.
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That's bloody cool!
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Lockheed-Martin seriously needs to hire this guy.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Add that to the end of a copier and we're in business.
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It would certainly get more people to pay attention to reports.
Not for very long, but pay attention they would.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is Griff having a holiday or what?
Espen Harlinn
Chief Architect - Powel AS
Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra
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OG has had his internet surgically removed (painful)!
Hopefully his upgrade will be online soon.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Ah, that explains it ... thanks!
Espen Harlinn
Chief Architect - Powel AS
Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra
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He's having a problem with his provider. It's been over 2 weeks now and it's so quite that you could hear a pin drop, or a ewe bleat, or... You get the idea. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
Not my circus not my monkey's!
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I hear that the ewes having been bleating very loudly for the past 2 weeks, maybe they're commiserating? 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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