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So you've picked up the hint:
GET A BLOODY ACCOUNTANT!
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If you are self employed anything that allows you to do your job is a business expense, and therefore deductible. This includes, car, home, electric, all IT purchases, training, entertaiment, comestibles (coffee tea etc)... literally, anythnig youcan think of.
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Including dog food. As it's a guard dog. 
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Yes.
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JMK-NI wrote: t struck me today that I have been working for myself for the best part of this year,
Fail to plan === plan to fail.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Do you have receipts?
If so, I can draught a set of accounts for you.
(I am an accountant).
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: (I am an accountant).
(We might have noticed)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Serious offer? If so want to set up a Skype call lol?
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As well as getting an accountant you need to register your business (Ltd company or sole trader) with HMRC as soon as possible. If you leave it until they find you then you are in for a whole lot of trouble.
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Step 1. Do not tell anyone.
Oups !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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1. Work out how much you earned.
2. Count how much you've got left.
3. Send it to them.
4. Pray.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You were probably fine...until you announced this in a publicish forum. :p
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So what are you planning to do with 23 seconds?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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He spent them reading your answer. Now that was worth it. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I can tell you don't do c++ development
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We received a small package in the mail today.
It is about the size of a pack of cigarettes, only 1/2 as thick.
When you open the package and flip open a lid a 1.5 inch touch screen invites you to start a video.
If you touch the screen a video advertisement plays.
A tiny speaker plays sound.
It has a USB connector on the side.
This is an unsolicited advertisement received via the US postage service.
I wonder how much that cost.
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 I would think it would cost at least $50, likely more.
What was the ad for? And what identifying logos/names/etc were on the video device?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: I would think it would cost at least $50, likely more.
Serious? Electronics can be so cheap. Years ago the flip phones that sold for over $100 cost $7 to make. This probably cost $5.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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5 - 10 Dollars, no more. Two years ago I got an advertising prospect from IBM with a small screen and video player integrated into the cardboard cover. Of course I took it apart and found the company that makes them. I can't remember their name, but I think this is really wasteful. Advertising material is printed by many thousands, each copy costing only a cent or less. Even if it costs only 5$, this is sinfully expensive and usually used to impress managers. To anybody with a brain this should have the opposite result.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Does it self destruct when the message is over?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Would be more funny if it was an ad for a printed book or something like that.
If its your suggestion, Id say it might be the NSA again, claiming that you don't use the Internets enough 
A funny side note; Google spellchecker claims that NSA is wrong, or doesn't exists.
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I took such a thingy apart and the battery looked like a small lithium polymere battery. If it was one, then shorting it out would result in a spectacular self destruct.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Who cares how much it cost, it was free to you, the important part is... have you googled it and checked to see if it's hackable?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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