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I have tears in my eyes...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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And there was me thinking the guy with the white car had got away with it... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That song so reminded me of Allan Sherman[^] kind of work. Had he only lived long enough to see all these moronic acts, he'd certainly have made a song like that.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Gin can do that, too.
Just ask around the lounge.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I tried watching it initially without sound, because madam was skyping the ends of the Earth, and I couldn't get through it -- it was horrific!
With the song playing, though, watching people set themselves up for years of pain doesn't seem quite so bad.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes. You really need to watch it with the sound.
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Anyone who delights in the pain of others is a psychopath, IMHO.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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It actually pains me to look at it but at the same time I'm fascinated by the stupidity.
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It's not their pain that made me smile, but the consequences of stupidity.
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No, these fellows have nothing to do with Q&A. All of them have an idea - stupid, but an idea nevertheless - and they actually do something to carry it out.
Q&A'ers are more like this[^]!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 30-Mar-15 4:31am.
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Extreme Chores[^]
I like it! :EvilLaughSmiley:
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Just paint a mirrored surface on the screen of a portable TV, and go get the kids to play the new game.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought WTF until I started reading about it. I agree would be an awesome/evil ?shovel ready? gift. Grandkids birthdays coming up, hmmmmmmm
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Any devs here know anything about the Kinect?
You need to make this happen. C'mon, worse things have been funded through Kickstarter.
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The Water Ballon Russian Roulette seems promising 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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They also have indeispensible clothing[^] for the missus... 
Just as you thought it was safe to go back in the water... 
[EDIT] Actually, this one[^] looks a lot better in my opinion... [/EDIT]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And they are wrong: "If actual shark leather was a “thing”, could it be made to be as cute..."
It is a "thing" - it's called Shagreen[^]
I have to agree that the second looks better - but the cutout is in the wrong place... 
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I was REALLY tempted to buy one of these[^] - Only trouble is: I live in an appartment, not a house. Plus, it costs 4 times as much as my car...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It appears to be called "Summertime", though it certainly does not feel like that. Check your clocks if you wanna avoid confusion.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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We moved to summer time at last Friday, and we got some rain to make it really happening...but now is over 25 and full sun...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's cold.
It's grey.
It's very windy.
It's elephanting down with rain.
I've lost an hour's sleep.
I've slipped and punched myself in the face.
On the whole, today could be better!
[edit]On the plus side, I just found I won £25 on the Idiot Tax Lottery[/edit]
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Does 25 worth an hour?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's about 1475 New Sheqel, so it's less that I charge some customers.
But then, I have a sliding scale depending on how much hassle they have been in the past... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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