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No, seriously: there's a whole website devoted to teh question: http://isyourgirlfriendahorse.com/[^]
6% for me, with recommendations:
1. DECREASE number of gems. (Hah! She'll allow that when Hell freezes over)
2. DECREASE amount of daylight. (Hah! She moans enough about going to work when it's still dark)
3. DECREASE intake of bland foods. (No longer possible...she's moved to bland stuff already... :sigh: )
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is your girlfriend a horse
Neigh.
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I got fed up at question 35.
If it said "35 of 50", "35 of 100", or even "35 of 50,000", I'd at least know it were finite, but it felt like there would be no end to it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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52%. 
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Given that humans and bananas share 55% of their genes, 52% is probably a low estimate. I'd guess that it's well over 70%.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If she is, what that makes of me?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: If she is, what that makes of me?
A lucky boy?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's only if I write faster than my shadow... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"[CENSORED]"
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So I have to start worry...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Oh yes.
Nagy'll start posting you pictures of donkeys, you'll get neigh end of jokes about it, you'll have to mane up a bit or the whole tail will be out...
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Nagy is in Magyarorszag - no internet connection there 
(And stop giving ideas!)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You are the one who raised the subject!
(And there's no smoke without fire!)
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What kind of hillbilly was that guy? Gems, gems, gems, gems, gems! Every question I stumbled upon was about a gem, did he loose his gem or something?  Total waste of time...
By the way, 16%! I was just being mare about it, she's not that much horse.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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It's because he's so dumb he can't spell "joo... jewl... duell... jiu... can spell "gems".
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The real question though, is your girlfriend a sheep?
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You'd better ask her: and I think she'll just tell you to flock off and mind your own baasiness!
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OriginalGriff wrote: flock off and mind your own baasiness!
I've herd that before, I think ewe could be a little nicer.
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It'd be sheer insanity for me to tell her, fur gawd's sake! She'd fleece me in the divorce!
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A 24% here:
Our recommendations:
1. INCREASE number of gems.
2. INCREASE amount of daylight.
3. INCREASE intake of bland foods.
Why was there a reason to write this app?
Will Rogers never met me.
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I've got a Samsung Galaxy S4 with service from Verizon. The phone has recently developed a new trick - when it rings and I don't catch it in time, it switches to vibrate mode all by itself. And if I make an outgoing call, as soon as I hang up, it switches to vibrate mode, again without ever being asked to do so. This ain't right, but who do I holler at?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: I've got a Samsung Galaxy S4 with service from Verizon. The phone has recently developed a new trick - when it rings and I don't catch it in time, it switches to vibrate mode all by itself. And if I make an outgoing call, as soon as I hang up, it switches to vibrate mode, again without ever being asked to do so. This ain't right, but who do I holler at?
Samsung! Me and the Missus have new S5's and the kids now have our S4's. All have been upgraded to Android 4.4.2 and they all do this. Happens to me when I touch the phone.
Found that I can't change the volume of the ring using the volume button while it is ringing like I used too. I had to go into Settings -> Sound -> Ring Tone (?) and there changed volume.
Not happy with some of the changes and more so with a couple of changes Samsung Australia have made in the few months before I got the phone.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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That's exactly it, Mick. Version 4.4.2 and I get the same crap when I try to change volume, too. This behavior just started a few days ago, after the last updates. Grrrr....
Will Rogers never met me.
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Looks like your device loves to shake it!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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