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It's not their pain that made me smile, but the consequences of stupidity.
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No, these fellows have nothing to do with Q&A. All of them have an idea - stupid, but an idea nevertheless - and they actually do something to carry it out.
Q&A'ers are more like this[^]!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 30-Mar-15 4:31am.
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Extreme Chores[^]
I like it! :EvilLaughSmiley:
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Just paint a mirrored surface on the screen of a portable TV, and go get the kids to play the new game.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought WTF until I started reading about it. I agree would be an awesome/evil ?shovel ready? gift. Grandkids birthdays coming up, hmmmmmmm
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Any devs here know anything about the Kinect?
You need to make this happen. C'mon, worse things have been funded through Kickstarter.
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The Water Ballon Russian Roulette seems promising 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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They also have indeispensible clothing[^] for the missus... 
Just as you thought it was safe to go back in the water... 
[EDIT] Actually, this one[^] looks a lot better in my opinion... [/EDIT]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And they are wrong: "If actual shark leather was a “thing”, could it be made to be as cute..."
It is a "thing" - it's called Shagreen[^]
I have to agree that the second looks better - but the cutout is in the wrong place... 
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I was REALLY tempted to buy one of these[^] - Only trouble is: I live in an appartment, not a house. Plus, it costs 4 times as much as my car...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It appears to be called "Summertime", though it certainly does not feel like that. Check your clocks if you wanna avoid confusion.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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We moved to summer time at last Friday, and we got some rain to make it really happening...but now is over 25 and full sun...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's cold.
It's grey.
It's very windy.
It's elephanting down with rain.
I've lost an hour's sleep.
I've slipped and punched myself in the face.
On the whole, today could be better! 
[edit]On the plus side, I just found I won £25 on the Idiot Tax Lottery[/edit]
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Does 25 worth an hour?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's about 1475 New Sheqel, so it's less that I charge some customers.
But then, I have a sliding scale depending on how much hassle they have been in the past... 
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You missed some decimal point there, it's about 148 NIS only...
But that's does not matter - the point is what can you buy for £25?
(148 NIS is about 25 loafs of white bread[^])
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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A 1L bottle of Famous Grouse (£15), a loaf of Wholemeal bread (£1), a packet of bacon (£2.29), a pack of butter (£1.80), a bottle of brown sauce (£1), and the rest goes on chocolate (£3.91).
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How much is a pack of butter? 250 gr? In that case it is extremely expensive (x3). The bread is about the same, and the others I can not compere...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
modified 29-Mar-15 8:29am.
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250g, yes.
Butter is expensive here - has been for quite a few years now.
You can get "own brand" butter for just under £1 / 250g, but it's not as good.
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But Wales kicked Israel 3 - 0...
(I do not watch football, but I've heard that the new 'sheep' technique of the Wales team payed-off - they just ate the grass from under the foot of the Israeli players )
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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OriginalGriff wrote: [edit]On the plus side, I just found I won £25 on the Idiot Tax Lottery[/edit]
And you found out your girlfriend isn't a horse!
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Still missing 60 minutes.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Maybe this[^] helps more? 
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Through that video I discovered this playlist[^] and now I'm singing and can barely refrain from dancing along 
Too long since I last heard all those great songs one after another...
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