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I have installed those free applications:
1. Here maps (offline navigation). 
2. Waze (online navigation, our government adds news there regarding the road status which is good).
3. Skype.
4. tapatalk (some forums use that).
5. FBReader (to read some ebooks).
6. VNCViewer.
7. TeamViewer.
8. ES File Explorer (when you have to change a file extension...)
9. VLC
10. FTP Server
11. SuperBeam
...
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Ooh, I'd start with ES File Explorer[^] and/or Total Commander[^] and a bunch of its plug-ins.
Hacker's keyboard[^] is, IMO, the only one worth using.
GPad Remote[^] is something that I use a lot more than I thought I would.
NAP[^] is handy, if your copy of Tie a Yellow Ribbon is on your computer.
Draw![^] is cool for writing or drawing things to show to people without having to piddle about with editing tools (Handwriter[^] is similar, but I preferred the simpler app).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I'll bet that at least three-quarters of them don't meet the immigration requirements.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Three quarters? You're an optimist! 
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Well if they don't have anything to hide...
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Just confirms my built-in aversion to any software/service that starts with 'Turbo'. I think it started some twenty years ago with TurboCAD, followed by some nasty run-ins with TurboCash.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Haha, yes. I do, however, have some good memories of Turbo Pascal, being the lingua franca for first and second years of my varsity diploma. I had hacked on C++ here and there, but jumped solidly into advanced data structures and such with Turbo Pascal.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Yeah. The word turbo is not even being used correctly.
Got this from the internet of stuff:
Turbo is short for turbocharger, which itself is short for turbosupercharger.
The etymology: A supercharger is any device that compresses the intake air - the intake "charge" - so that more air can be taken in by the engine and burned.
So, if your software is not taking in more air to be burned, then you should not be allowed to put "turbo" in your product name; false advertising.
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Damn! I always thought it stood for the TurboBoost on Michael Knight's KITT.
I think the label "Turbo" comes from speed gained in two ways: 1) Making software simple enough for Dummies to learn in 24 hours, 2) Making software fast and simple by ignoring a whole boatload of quality.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Brady Kelly wrote: Making software fast and simple by ignoring a whole boatload of quality.
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Yup, and the word "metaphor" obviously isn't in the same dictionary that you got that from.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"You see that girl over there? I don't think I metaphor."
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My sister works for the gas board. D'y'wanna meet 'er?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Seems like they failed again :/
Sadly didn't find an appropiate english written newspaper for that story, the airport security personell is indeed elephanting with us.
everybody is a terrorist[^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Well I best turn myself in now.
Always arrive in the nick of time due to the "dad I need a wee"
And I always whistle while walking so that I can't here the darling children fight amongst themselves.
And the Mrs always moan if I go away unshaven
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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So if you are on an early flight, you're a terrorist? O...Kay....
(Yawning lots)
If you are a little late?
(Complaining)
Got a cold, or thirsty?
(Throat clearing)
Trying desperately not to fall asleep because it's so stupidly early?
(Eyes wide open)
Wearing what will be appropriate when you get off the plane? Or what is appropriate at the airport, but not at the destination? Or wearing shorts and a suit jacket because it's so damn early in the morning?
(Inappropriate attire)
Whistling because you are happy to be going on holiday?
(Whistling)
Shy? Or got a boil the size of California on the end of your nose?
(Gazing down)
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What a crock!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You forgott the need to pee 
(complaining about scan)
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I figured they'd have a specific one for that: "Fidgeting"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It shows they don't have a flipping clue about who is and who is not a danger based on very superficial signs.
While I am on the subject, just look at what happened to Knox and Sollecito based purely on the police thinking she looked a bit dodgy.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I'm curious, what is "Murica", and what does it have to do with this post?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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