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I was actually smart enough to do that before ever getting married.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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chriselst wrote: I do not like disembodied female voices shouting at me from machines
Didn't the Austin Maestro have this built in to nag people about seatbelts? Luckily being 1980's British build quality, it probably broke after the car was 3 days old 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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My dad had an Austin Maestro when I learnt to drive, but I don't remember it talking to me.
I do remember him swearing, shouting, squirming, stamping on imaginary peddles, and once punching me because someone overtook me, but I don't remember the car having a go as well.
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wasn't it only on the posh models, I do remember them having them it may have been the MG (should have shot them for sticking that badge on BL bucket)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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chriselst wrote: I don't remember the car having a go as well
Like I said, yours was probably more than 3 days old I found a video of it, looks like it was a "high end" (seriously?) feature..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH8orI8jdCA[^]
And now we wonder whatever happened to the British motor industry 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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one word - Unions
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Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: one word - Unions
First time I read that I thought it said Unicorns.
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No, not unions; @rseholes.
Unions are a good thing; @rseholes, who are ubiquitous, not just in unions, and who would be @rseholes whether or not they were union members, are just @rseholes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Unions and the Maestro 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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The Maestro was an improvement over the Marina let alone that wonderful machine the Ital, the rot started with the Allegro - which bright spark thought a square steering wheel was a good idea? you would think the wheel in the name would have been a hint
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: which bright spark thought a square steering wheel was a good idea?
Like we haven't worked on projects with similar architectural decisions..
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aye, probably the same Project Manager
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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They have conducted a survey in France and asked people about whether they speak to such "talking" machine, and what they say : about everybody answered "Shut the f*** up".
Edit: Funny thing about it is that they confronted one designer with the results, and he tried to mention that it is made to help disabled people. Like yeah, let's give blind people vocal instructions to help them fill up their car at the gas station.
Personally, I HATE talking machines.
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"Yes I know, shut the f*** up" was what I mostly replied to it this morning.
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The real problem with talking machines in France is whether to use the formal or informal personal pronoun (tu or vous) when dealing with them.
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We have the same 'problem' here. I usually go by a racist joke, which I can't tell here. Anyway, it's a witless machine. No need to get formal since you can't possibly hurt its feelings.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's also what I say to the little TVs in hardware stores, when they start prattling on about their great, new, useless cr@p tools that will be used once, to try out, and then never see the light of day again.
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I guess "Casse toi pauvre con" has two meanings in this sort of situation.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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This has kept coming back into my head, today, because (and I know you've translated it) my response is always precisely "Shut the f*** up!", out loud, no matter how may bus-loads of infant-school children are standing within earshot.
Maybe there's hope for anglo-franckicle relationships yet, as we appear to have a shared hatred for marketing morons.
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That gets on my nerves at Tesco etc. when you use the stupid self-scan checkouts.
Just shut up.
SHUT UP.
DOES THIS PLACE SELL LARGE HAMMERS?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You're a f*!#@$ng bagging-area - how "unexpected" can my item be?! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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don't know about that, I was in safeways last week and one of the till was repeating that, the women using the till was fuming at it whilst her small child was sat on the bagging area! at least I assume it was her child and not one she had just bought
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I hate those, "you are reaching the end of the escalator please step off" electronic messages, if I reach the end of course I am stepping off what the heel else can I do?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Run on the spot.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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they don't let me take Spot into the shop I have to tie him up outside
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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