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OriginalGriff wrote: 3) Not look like you spent 4 hours in the airport bar before take off (this is to comply with (1) above).
Is the man capable of such short stays? 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Depends on whether he is travelling with the ickles or not... 
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Piccies done & application dispatched. I now cannot leave these shores until them there scousers do their job.
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There's a job in ScouserLand? 
Do the locals know? 
Why does the Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked, it'd get mugged!
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They did a fine job for me the last time I needed them. On the evening before my daughter was due to fly to Cyprus with her grandparents, my ex-wife informed me that her passport had expired (she didn't realise that kids inly get 5 years on theirs, compared to 10 for adults).
I sent them to get photos in the local supermarket photo booth, and took my littl'un down to the passport office at 8.30am the next morning. We got an emergency appointment, paid about a £50 premium on the normal price, and had a new document in our hands at 12.30pm. I then had to get her to Manchester airport for 2.00pm for a 3.30 flight. Job done and lots of dad points banked.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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My last two passports where renewed at the Embassy in Budapest and it was an overnight service then. Now it takes a month at least and costs too much. I thought about going up to London and doing a same day renewal, but felt that, all in all, I couldn't justify the extra cost.
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Here it takes an average of 15 days and 73€  Up until some years ago it also costed 40 €/year to keep it valid. Bureaucracy.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
If you don't tell me what I need to know, I'm gonna press down on this chair until it crushes your trachea. Trust me, it's agonizing. Plus, there's the posthumous humiliation of having been killed with a chair.
Which movie?
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Paris Walks her Dog. Vintage '92 Edition
Life is too shor
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"Barbie: Killing Friends is Magic!"
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Mastermind - Magnus's Revenge
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The Matrix Humiliations: The Killer Chair
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Rom-coms must be waaaaaaay different in Italy...
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They are such that I would prefer the treatment of the OP quote. 
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Well, yes. All men feel that way about Rom-Coms...
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I can stand British rom-coms with a bit of coercition... Italian comedy, romantic or not, is totally unbearable for me, everything is exagerated to the grotesque.
Also Italian actors really can't recitate, there are only two speech-tones: histerically screaming or criminally undervoice. That hurts my poor brain, used to a wide range of vocal expressions.
It is like Vogon Poetry declaimed by Wookies!
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den2k88 wrote: It is like Vogon Poetry declaimed by Wookies!
I have the same problem with "X Factor" 
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Same here, same here.
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So X-Fuctor isn't Vogon Poetry? Who knew?
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It does explain a lot about Simon Cowell...
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You mean Prostetnic Cowell?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Thy micturations are to me, as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
I'm sure he said that last week, when one of his acts was finished ruining whatever song they were miming to?
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More Vogon poetry then!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Can you give me an example of a good and bad Italian comedy(romantic or not doesn't matter), I am exploring cinema and need some recommendations 
EDIT: La vita e bella is the only one I have seen and it's comedy/drama. I did like that one.
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