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I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Love is all around me
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Please no! As we approach the season there are certain films, that included, that are ritually watched in this house for which I have a deep type III love.
This doesn't include A Wonderful Life [for Christmas Eve] or Casablanca [on Christmas Day] that are amongst my favourite films.
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Same situation here, brotha! At least I was able to get my slaver GF interested in Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Dirty Harry, Lethal Weapon ans similar.
But no escape from Love Actually & Co. 
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Wife and two daughters means my opinion is waaaaaaaay down.
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And still you went and bought a telly.
Or was it personal time you bought? 
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I didn't buy a telly, it was free. And now we have the said device it has no where to be set up. 
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Sounds like a fallen hippy.
That reminds me of a few lines in a Ralph McTell song:
I met a man the other night
I said "Isn't it a beautiful sky"
Although he agreed, it was just to please me
I could tell by the look in his eye
And his look got colder looking over his shoulder
at me as he quickened his step
So I didn't shake his hand as I had planned
I had to throw a stone instead
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Well, that leaves a lot of people unaccounted for, and makes me suspect you are trying to hide how much love for yourself you are hoarding.
«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'» What does that tell you about sanity in these times?
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He had me at the "Wally Reflector".
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Professor (facing his students): Okay guys, you have to make me believe that this wall doesn't exist. (Not touching the wall behind him)
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Student 1: Ahm, sir? What wall?
do I have to get my coat? 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Karen Mitchelle wrote: do I have to get my coat?
No, but the pseudoscience professor should.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wheew! What a relief! 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Well, I would rather have said, "Sir? Where are you?" 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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If I understood it correctly, I must say, you don't have to say that at all if the professor doesn't exist.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Karen Mitchelle wrote: do I have to get my coat?
Ahm, Karen? What coat?
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What is a wall?
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Not "a wall" - it's The Wall[^]
Haw can you not know it??? 
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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To be, or not to be (a Wall[♀])
That is the question.
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Thinking of Wilt[^] by Tom Sharpe:
If the class was Builders One. One builder would have distracted him while the rest quickly removed the wall and then pushed him through it!
"What wall!"
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Or 40 ways to carve up England into different jurisdictions.
And this is without Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.
A small warning, the map[^] is Big!
It's quite interesting that England has three different types of counties, two of which are shown here. England's historical counties haven't officially been abolished.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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I notice that there are several "Nuts 1" regions, encompassing all of England.
Marc
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