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... and a luvverly cuppa
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Ada Hacked!? I had enough trouble getting to compile 
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All that rigour comes at an expense! 
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Yo mama so fat she uses printf
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I don't always printf
but when I do
I print "f"
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Which is a subset of C++.
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Well, sure. But if some geezer is going to go on a MS site and waffle about printf he needs to be accurate. Incidentally, gcc natively does c. Typically I've had to add g++ for c++, so they are distinct.
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I prefer the one just sitting on the Armco: "oh heck, how do I explain this to Lord Vader?"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 missed that one
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Don't you mean "Mr Stevens?"
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Possibly "Mr Lucas", or even "Mr Abrams".
Or even "Mr Disney" via a ouija board? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Apparently Lord Vader is Mr Stevens, his secret identity was exposed by a canteen worker: clickety[^]
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Simon_Whale wrote: I do like this, especially since they have a storm trooper just lent up against the TIE fighter.
Best thing is, that he has a reflective vest. Looks hilarious!
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missed that one also
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Supposed to be advertising?
Since when does Star Wars need advertising?
Feh.
It's just boys playing with toys.
I'm as jealous as Hell.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Now that was cool.
I always knew Star Wars was real.
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What technological news did you find exciting or interesting in 2014? What developments would you like to see in 2015?
I found the news relating to the .NET Framework moving to open-source really interesting. I'm expecting to see a closer partnership between Xamarin and Microsoft in 2015 and wouldn't be at all surprised if Microsoft acquired Xamarin.
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2014 -> exoskeletons, pretty cool stuff | Landing of Philae | Security breaches en masse | Yotaphone 2
2015 -> Occulus Rift gentlemans websites support with exoskeleton support....
2015 -> Currently i don't know anything else than VR, VR, VR and VR 
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sorry but I just laughed my acorns off at point 2.. Good start to the morning..
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Not come across this but it sounds likes it's worth a peek
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It all sucked! Until someone perfects the Shark-Mounted-Laser, technology can go take a long walk off a short pier.
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I have to agree with Nagy that most of is sucked, but my vote falls on CP making the [selected] text highlight orange. That was rather nifty!
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