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NASA[^] - still it's not that surprising: considering it's still going over ten years past it's "use by" date... 
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xkcd[^] predicts he'll recover
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You mean - it can't remember its way home?!
I'll get my coat
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Movie Quote Of The Day
If I die under a skirt, I can still flirt as a ghost.
Which movie?
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I don't know the movie, but it COULD actually explain the immaculate conception! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Journey to the centre of the world.
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Pantys of death
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Death in paradise
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Ghost Rider
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Braveheart.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Hello, Miss?
I wish to make a complaint.
Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this link what I followed not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
I followed it, I licked my screen and instead of delicious chocolaty goodness it tasted of LCD!
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Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries!
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You are just parroting that
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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It is a dead joke!
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it's not dead just resting
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Look, matey, I know a dead joke when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
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It's probably pining for the fjords. that's what these Norwegian jokes do
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I do hope this isn't a Norwegian Blue Joke!
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OriginalGriff wrote: it tasted of LSD!
FTFY
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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but LSD taste of blotting paper, no wait, I don't know what LSD tastes like, no sire, no knowledge of that what so ever, just haven't a clue mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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The worst aprils fool of the day:
Saw my payroll today... they took nearly 45% of my money ... them money hungry b*******
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