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I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius

Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt

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The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~

The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

I use 1TBS

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

I use 1TBS

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

You have just been Sharapova'd.

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.