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Was this[^] him? (SFW - he'd put his pants back on by then)
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Video won't load for me (probably because of Ivy Tech's downright absurd proxy system. It goes from Lafayette to Indianapolis to who-knows-where-else then back to Lafayette. Round trip time is measured in minutes. The WiFi is less so, as it avoids most of the proxies).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You're not missing much
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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You sure it was a snowflake?
And not an albatraoz[^]?
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Do you live in California?
I heard people from California are like that!
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No. Indiana.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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WTF?
That's unbelievable!
The cars were stopping? In America?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There must have been some food involved.
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Well, the drivers/passengers were rather surprised, and the guy was running down the middle of a retired US highway (Old US 231).
There is a High School near my house, and AFAIK, he ran around it for a while before being caught and arrested. Can't find any news on that, though. I figure this as there were about 15 police cars at the school, as well as a SWAT team (not sure what they were there for).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Sorry about that, the coffee machine didn't warm up quickly enough.
veni bibi saltavi
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Different Continent.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Do you live near college frat houses? Sounds like a poor pledge to me.
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No.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I love the smell of angel dust in the morning, it smells like..............snowflakes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Haha! Wicked!! BTW, nice article! I was looking for something on that topic.
H.B.
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I marked your article as plagiarism
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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What you are saying that we should not read your series? It is full of mistakes?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Terrible terrible mistakes!
But read the articles and then watch Troy Hunts videos' and I think you're good
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Hey! That was a joke! I just forgot to sign it as one...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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haha I gathered
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Well, with you recommending Troy Hunt's series, which is using your article, you are giving yourself a non-biased pat on your back. That is flattery of the second order, good stuff
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I've seen it mentioned a couple of times here on CP, "language [x] is just a tool that gets a job done. Use the right tool for the right job."
But how many of you actually know more than one or two languages that don't look like each other?
And how many of you actually consider different languages before starting a project?
I've been using C# and SQL Server which are both pretty all-round. So basically any project could probably be written with those tools. And in my experience every project will be written using those tools because that's what we know. Sure you'd use Objective-C or Swift if you'd write an app for iOS and Java for Android, but that's more of a necessity than a choice.
But where I've worked we made the problem fit the tools instead of vice versa.
Perhaps Haskell was a better tool for a project I've written in the past. I wouldn't know because I'm not that familiar with Haskell. And maybe Mongo was a much more obvious choice if I knew more about Mongo, but I don't.
So how many of you actually do use different languages for different projects because those languages better suit that project?
And how many of you consider yourself knowledgeable enough to make such an informed decision? (you all do, of course )
Myself, I try to keep up-to-date with what options are available, and I occassionally recommended another language, database or library for some problem, but I'm not quite in a position to make such decisions at work...
Should I be made responsible for a project with a tight deadline I'd go with... C# and SQL Server, because, well, that's what I know
Were the deadline a little less tight I may try something different (like MEAN, or Java), depending on the project.
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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These days, I mostly use C# (with some SQL, of course)
But that's down to "it just works" and it allows me to reuse my existing code base of utilities and such like.
But when I was doing a wider range of projects, I considered which language(s) to use pretty carefully: Assembler, C and / or C++ was the norm for me.
I guess it's down to environment to a large extent: if you are coding Windows apps and know C#, why would you bother with Java?
If you want to code Android or iOS (and don't want to give a large chunk of money to Xamarin) then you'd probably consider Java or ObjectiveC.
I must get round to learning Java / Android one day soon (But I've been saying that for over two years now... )
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Almost everyone I know wrote/said: I must get round to learning [x] one day soon (But I've been saying that for over [y] years now... )
I've got a lot I want to do. I still need to finish my blog about web programming. I started a series of blogs, but I've been busy these last months moving into my own house, making it livable and also starting out for a new employer and studying to get up-to-speed.
I want to do something MEAN before the summer and after that maybe look into graph databases and Neo4j specifically. Not because I need it, but because it's something else than what I'm used to
OriginalGriff wrote: Assembler, C and / or C++ was the norm for me. I must get around to learning those...
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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