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Debbie does dallas
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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HEY! Keep your thoughts to yourself - she's mine! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Never want to keep you from her 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The Last Boy Scout - when Bruce Willis still had hair.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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That film is naffer than the naffest thing at Naffest! It is also one of my favourites. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Young Frankenstein
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The Life and Times of Macaulay Culkin?
veni bibi saltavi
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Sleepers
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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8 Mile?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bambi
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Just spent 2 hours on a problem because Visual Studio 2013 in coordination with SQL 2012 Express decided to lock my database and not let me log in.
Well SQL team I hope you writhe in a pit of extramint while 20 BBW women go down on you like the hos you are. And for out RTL readers may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Interesting - this was a bug in VS 2012, but Microsoft states it was resolved with 2013...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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This has been a problem since VS Beta if I remember right, anyway it's been there a long time and I wished they would fix it.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Then what SQL has to do with that, if it is a bug of VS and SQL Server?
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If you don't know who to blame...pick one!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I thought the standard pick was the current potus.
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Did you mis-spell "pick" was it supposed to have an 'r' in it? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Yeah, but the best part of the sentence is that it never stops to be true.
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Well... it works
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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And....breathe....
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've got an tooth with an exposed nerve (the last one) and it's been really bothering me for about 3 weeks now, my dentist is out on emergency leave and won't be back until next week. Go to another one...don't ask.
So I've been eating very little and sleeping for between 3-5 hous a day for 2 weeks now so thought I would take the op to learn MVC and rewrite my web site. It's been a challenge...I thought I had seen about all the error messages that VS could throw out but they're like an old sailor there's still stuff I ain't heard.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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My sincere commiserations - I hate toothache (and dentists: they are paid to hurt people and seem to enjoy it) and I know how bad a lack of food and sleep can be.
Hoping it gets sorted ASAP when your dentist gets back (but four weeks is a long emergency!)
I'd suggest ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) but the heat won't be helpful, and I'd suggest ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) but the cold won't be helpful. It's a no-win scenario...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Thanks I'm used to the pain live with her for 20 years.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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If you are looking for some stuff to distract yourself from the nerves...
We are in the process to create the base of the new version of our main application - we move all parts, web and desktop into a single web application...We are using a lot of JavaScript for rich client and so...
Where is the catch? If you have a JavaScript file - even minified - with over a few thousand lines (the exact boundary not jet determined) Visual Studio will ate up your memory to try and create intellisense for it...So what the solution? Split it up to smaller parts...And then run into the mysteries of IE, that can not handle over a certain number (27-30) of script/css includes...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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