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I was going to reference Picasso, Banksy and Damien Hirst but I don't really like artichokes. 
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Automatic upvote for a Griff groan
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Abbott: Did you ever draw a nice fat salary?
Costello: No, but I once sketched a skinny tomato.
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Lettuce Spray for some then.
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You're not even trying, it seems as though you don't carrot all
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Try this one:
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So many gourd jokes, never a dill moment. The CPians smell their chance endive right into it! It's bean a while since I had this much fun. And I shallot be a party-pooper, so here's another joke.
Q: What did the vegetarian cannibal eat?
A: The greengrocer.
Hope it's not too corny... I'll stop now, before I pea my pants from laughing!
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Sander Rossel wrote: So many gourd jokes, never a dill moment. The CPians smell their chance endive right into it! It's bean a while since I had this much fun. And I shallot be a party-pooper, so here's another joke.
I know that you're just trying to spice up the thread, but I think we've herb all of those before... 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You need to take carrot is funny!!
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I can't help but think there ought to be a pithy comeback about QA, but the vegetables might be offended.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I just want to see if I can make up a CCC that fit the level of our geniuses...
I do it today as this is off-day for any normal CCC...
This bread will ache all the way down...(4)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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PAIN?
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That's a kind of bread I never heard of...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Le Pain" is French for "Loaf" - I was assuming you had mixed the languages slightly.
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My French is worst than my English - much worst 
Hint: there is a mix of languages here but no French involved...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, it's beaten me!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Pita
Although it's not too similar to the majority of the traditional CP CCC clues, I found it rather endearing.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Thank you!
Now you have to do it twice tomorrow!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Thank you!
Now you have to do it twice tomorrow!!!
That's what she said...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I agree - it works!
(And I didn't get it, until Peter emailed it to me  )
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I think that's why I tend to prefer the composite clues - there's at least a small chance my brain will pick up on one part, and allow me to build on it.
Like the scrambled eggs (and "aural sex?") clues - you either get 'em or you don't!
The several pints of beer I had while waiting for my swordfish to be grilled probably has something to do with why I just got the pita straight away!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Why are you interrogating sea life?
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Oh, it wasn't me! I was just taking him for a walk, when some over zealous officers of the law apprehended us as we approached. Accused Eric (what else would one call a pet swordfish?) of being armed in a public place!
I pointed out the stupidity - him not having any arms, being a fish, etc. - but, strangely they took little notice of my argument (beyond cudgelling me to the floor, anyway) and took Eric away to "ask him some questions".
Fortunately his incarceration wasn't too lengthy (long enough for me to have a beer or four, short enough that he didn't die of asphyxiation).
Apparently once he explained that he only used the sword for scraping his bottom ( or something, I was a little to "emotional" to understand properly) the nice policemen let him free, with some banter about crushed asians and so on.
BUt I understand your confusion - on re-reading it would almost seem as if I was waiting for a fish to be cooked ! 
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Well, thank goodness they didn't waterboard him!
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As our society progress towards technological advancement in ways to retain knowledge for next generation it is getting harder and harder to retain that knowledge in a form that can last few civilizations
In old days when our recorded history began early Sumerians started creating clay tablets which is still there in readable form after more than 5000 years
Then we got papyrus and papers and it can last few thousand years without decaying
In our generation we got floppy discs , memory drives, SSDs but the question is how long information stored in such form will last for next civilization
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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