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I'm more affluent than all of you.
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Sent from my iPhone 7
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Try Kaopectate: [^].
cheers, Bill
« I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"
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BTW - Thanks! A while back you said to sell AAPL stock since it was all downhill from then on. Naturally, I bought. AAPL is up 10% in less than 4 weeks. 
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Was it a message, a warning, or a news that you've got an iPhone 7?
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Dammit, the quantum battery warped.
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Its hot in november? What, are you on Venus?
Hey is Internet available there? 
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I saw the post before yours "Sore Back" and read yours as Quick Massage. To which I replied to myself, yes please. 
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I get laid more than you.
Typed with my p*nis.
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Y'think?
Typed with my p*nis, from the next room.
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Hey, you don't have pron stars using your name, in hopes of gaining credibility!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mere mortal... 
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Sent from my Nexus ∞
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You mean you have more effluent?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That's what we need: Forward-thinking!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The lie: I got drunk and hurt myself while trying to surf in the court house fountain with an ironing board.
The truth: I was lying in bed trying to read the fine print on a bottle of Tylenol when I reached for my reading glasses.
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I'd laugh but my lower back hurts too.
At least I have a decent reason: Raking leaves and other assorted yard work.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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I have my wife do all of that.
But then again, I run my own home. 
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Ouch! I hurt mine almost 40 years ago stupidly trying to lift a 600 pound canvas Army tent. It healed, sort of, and then about 20 years ago I had a major episode while lifting something off a shelf. MRI showed two bulging discs in my lower back. It still hurts, but stretching and exercise helps a lot.
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The fact you tried to lift a 600lb tent and only hurt your back makes your more of a man than I'll ever be.
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I got a sore back from constantly coughing for two weeks straight...
My stomach muscles hurt too, but that has gone away.
My back is still killing me with every cough though.
Got some pills from my doctor this afternoon. They should fix the coughing after which my back will get better too I hope.
Good luck with your back 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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I had a coughing fit like that for about a month.
Turns out I was lactose intolerant.
Within 24hrs of quitting milk products I was free of the coughing.
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Wow, pretty bizarre... Just like that?
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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