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That's ok, I have a lot of little voices adding them back for me.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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I know what you mean.
Whenever I hear politicians talking, swear words appear in my head too...
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In the case of politicians it's usually together with dark, dark thoughts of actions involving cactii and drills.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Cacti? I can see where you are going, but they are a bit soft and squidgy.
Have you considered a barbedwire zipline?
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Cactii - plural. 
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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A little grouchy today, perhaps? 
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A little unlike your usual self - woke up from the wrong side of the bed today?
Sure, it's decades old, but hardly inappropriate given the other drivel that goes on here.
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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The eleventh commandment: Thou shall not divide with zero.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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There is no error!
1 is indeed equal to 2 for very large value of 1!
I think this is what just happened to you!  
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0 = false
1 or 2 or >2 = true
1=true
2=true
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Here:
a(a-a)=(a+a)(a-a)
a=a+a Division by zero in the intermediate step.
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He stole it from me while I was typing!
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The actual (mathematical) problem is that an equation solution must be traversal(?) to both direction - this is not!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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tayoufabrice wrote: Where is the error ?
OK, I give up, where did you leave it?
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I bet he hasn't looked behind the fridge; it's the last place anyone ever looks.
Which (by definition) is where you always find what you are looking for, if you are going to.
So...you should always start looking behind the fridge, and then give up.
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Next to his eyes...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Hey do you want to lend me $2000?
If so just give us half of it now, that will mean I owe you $1000 and you owe me $1000 and that will mean we are even.
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P0mpey3 wrote: you owe me $1000 and that will mean we are even.
Are you an employee of the world bank? I think you are.
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No - they'd want 25% annual interest.
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Slacker007 wrote: Are you an employee of the world bank?
No but I am often called a banker at least I think that whats they say, it's always accompanied by a hand gesture which looks like somebody shaking a handful of spare change so it must be Banker.
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Abbott and Costello said it better.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Abbott and Costello, who were on first, said it better.
It was missing something.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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tayoufabrice wrote: Where is the error ?
In stupidity?
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