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I've tried beating the crap out of my code, but the crap is tenacious, and beating it just caused the bugs to multiply, and then there's the awful sound of that damned whimpering, and the accusing look that breaks your heart.
«What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning» Werner Heisenberg
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You should buy her flowers.
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I tried the flowers, hell, I even tried an expensive perfume ... soft music, frequent complements that either praised the code or indirectly exalted it by denigrating myself as unworthy to be the humble typing-slave thereof ... my code just hissed and spit at me.
But, isn't that what a relationship always gets down to, sooner, or later ?
«What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning» Werner Heisenberg
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Quote: I'm betting as a Software Developer (Maker) you will like the book too.
Are you? How much do you owe me?
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Member 9082365 wrote: Are you?
Yes.
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... and now I need a new bathrobe. I think I will take this one[^]. Or better the red one?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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You will not need them. You have a cat. Just as much hair and more diverse sound effects.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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CDP1802 wrote: You have a cat
A cat.
A cat.
Two feet... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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At least it already works with one cat when you lie still in your bed.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Who has copied my ears? I'm going to sue him
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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A must have for any respectable geek!
You beat me to it.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I was going to say that real men don't wear bathrobes. Then I saw it... 
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We do if the hotel had them...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The red one is safe enough.
Just leave it at home, if you go away.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh, those tribble slippers are just too cute!
Marc
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Quote: Star Trek Adult Spock Fleece Costume
Now there's an oxymoron. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'd hoped I wasn't the only spoil-sport thinking that. 
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Oh, come on, you only live once. How about treating yourself to something sultry from Frederick's[^]?
Will Rogers never met me.
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As much as everyone here probably agrees with that specific march, we don't like polit-eeks on this Lounge...
--
The trouble with people,
is that they want to hear only what they want to hear.
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How much attention do you pay to anti-capitalism marches in Iran, or wherever, and how much attention do you think they will pay to this?
This kind of gathering is all about making those taking part feel better about themselves.
Does it achieve anything? That could be debated.
... But not in the CP lounge.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think your post is very ok. You did not ask to discuss about the subject here, you simply show one of the news.
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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It really doesn't belong in the lounge because it can quickly deteriorate. This is one of those potentially inflammatory topics.
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I totally agree on: no discussion about it here. But only a hint I still think is ok.
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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