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You really should give us sarcasm emoticons. 
edit: if that is even possible to convey in an emoticon.
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Slacker007 wrote: sarcasm emoticons
 
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Slacker007 wrote: if that is even possible to convey in an emoticon.
^o)
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Macs are suddenly looking more attractive to me...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Back in the day (20 years ago) when I was "the IT guy" at my company and we just used a big tower as our Novell file server - I added a pair of SCSI RAID controllers to drive a "huge" RAID system (1Gb if I recall). The server overheated about every 4 hours, so while we looked for a "permanent" solution I took the tower's cover off and bought a $20 table fan to cool it.
We never found that "permanent" solution and the server ran naked with a cheap table fan running 24/7/365 for over two years.
Good times! 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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It worked, so there was no need to fix it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It worked, so there was no need to fix it?
Pretty much. The company president at that time was a bit of a Luddite and extremely cheap. I had to get a free 30 day trial for e-mail (internal only) between him and his staff before he could comprehend the benefits.
He bitched when I tossed a 10 year old Compaq portable (one of the old suitcase sized models with the 8" monochrome display - 8088 CPU, 640k, 10Mb HD).
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: The company president at that time was a bit of a Luddite and extremely cheap
heh.
I think I've worked for the same guy. Twice.
Mind you, it can have benefits, because it forces you to be creative -- but there are limits.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Chris Maunder wrote: Test it hard.
hmmm, that's what she said...
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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You lost me after step 1. When I make chocolate chip cookies, they are gone the next day 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Chris Maunder wrote: ...cookies...cookie...cookies...
Mate, hand your Australian citizenship in now.
One scmiddy of shandy I could let go. But forgetting how to spell biscuit is unforgivable.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'm speaking native so I'll be understood over here.
I've been here so long I now speak Australian and Australian. eh?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I thought these [^] were the first tablets.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I dunno... I doubt the first set had hinges.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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What, God can't even make hinges?
What a cr@ppy god.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The tablet was version 1.0 - simplicity
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Ah! So you mean those are the Beta Test Commandments? Explains a lot...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They didn't pass UAT
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Yup, and when they closed automatically, you had to move fast, or they'd have your fingers off.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The first set was destroyed shortly after completion. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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True, on to V2.0
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Kevin Marois wrote: True, on to V2.0
Cool!
How about we start with:
Thou shalt not nick thine neighbour's smartphone!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That is number seven
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Those?! They're just a cheap Occidental knock-off!
(The originals were written in Hebrew, and produced in the Middle East )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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