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OriginalGriff wrote: it's a lot better than the alternative
Getting younger? 
Oh wait, you said alternative not opposite. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I just turned 65 a few months back and took a trip out west to the National Parks, I had got a senior pass a year or so ago and it was nice $25 admission just showed em the pass and bingo good to go have a nice visit.
But some advice; "Getting old ain't for sissies"
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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I've been getting letters/offers from the AARP since I was 35!
Marc
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Soon I will be implementing the "Eh, sonny. I can't hear you so well." 
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ISN'T THAT WHAT THE CAPS LOCK IS FOR?
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Corporal Agarn wrote: So different places give me a discount without my asking. And I am not going to tell them different.
Seeing as how "senior" has no definitive age minimum (it all depends on where you are, who you are talking to, and what you are doing), accepting such a discount is, or should be, uneventful. Now if said places had a sign with "Senior discount to those 60 or older" or some such verbiage and you took them up on it, then that would not be cool. 
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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DavidCrow wrote: "You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
I like it! 
Jeremy Falcon
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Yeah, I'm often in a quandary. Do I take the student discount or the senior citizen discount?
Decisions, decisions ....
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Funnily, there's a few places I frequent that actually regularly give me freebies just because I treat them like human beings, unlike many of their customers.
Makes me feel warm and fuzzy everytime.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Oh Sh*t[^]
This ain't good.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
---
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Wow, just when I thought it couldn't get any worse!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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It's pretty insane
Governments seem to have gone from knowing nothing about computers to still knowing nothing about computers, and breaking every computer related law as a result
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Laws doesn't apply to governments.
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Just learn to accept that every government knows every detail about your life. Its a big pill to swallow but once its done - it's done! I for one welcome our new overlords! 
P.S. Read my sig! George was a very smart fellow.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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That's nothing.
I know of a web-site that's collected personal details of almost 11 million developers...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You are one class A smart a$$
salute <beer>
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I give you The Facekini[^] 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I think Bob is wearing one of those these days.
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It's about time the bank-robber look comes into fashion. Now I can walk the streets like that and not be ashamed or feared.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Strong Bad?
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Hmmm, ok. I did a search before I posted it and didn't get any results for "Facekini".
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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SoMad wrote: and didn't get any results for "Facekini".
Perhaps you should have searched for "ridiculous new fashion trends." That would've gotten it. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Facekini aside, why are grown women waring floats on their arms? Are they really big enough to help?
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