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You can try making a instant coffee with only hot water the that strange brown substance so you will be able to make real coffee. Making that wrong will mean that you just shouldn't get up from the bed at all.
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Burn the heretic!
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Or you can just replace the coffee with English breakfast tea 
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That stuff should never be mentioned in the lounge, what if kids start using it? 
veni bibi saltavi
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OriginalGriff wrote: Help!
Um, OK.
But I've got to go back to the beginning of the posting, first. I can't remember what the problem is.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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First a cup of coffee. It's like oxygen masks on airplanes, first put your own on before helping others.
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Abandon coffee! I did it 40+ years ago - only the first 39 were hard to overcome  ...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Abandon coffee!
Coffee is dangerous and must be regulated by the government immediately.
People who drink it are terrible people and I'm having an extra large cup now. 
Seriously, this cup of coffee is huge.
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That's a funny coincindence, because I made coffee the other day and forgot to put the coffee in. 
Came down to a pot of clear hot water. 
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I do the same thing, except I forget why I went to the kitchen in the first place.
/ravi
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That's a form of threshold event, called the doorway effect[^] - the change of context "resets" your memory.
There is a technical term for it: Woking[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: That's a form of threshold event, called the doorway effect[^]
Damn. And all this while I just assumed I'd gone senile.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Damn. And all this while I just assumed I'd gone senile.
No, that's in addtion to going senile... 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Whaaa? Speak up - I can't hear you, sonny!
/ravi
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And you're hard of hearing, but that's not from age, that's from too much Cosmic Junk. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Aye! 'Tis no wonder I now embrace the acoustic guitar and piano.
/ravi
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I have this soda stream thingy. (I don't like coffee) I have lately gotten in the habit of making my caffeinated soda the night before. So I don't have to worry whether or not I have properly operated the mechanism for the Soda Maker at 5am.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Erm...Doesn't it get rather flat by the 5am?
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seal it shake it. It seems ok. To be honest I probably don't notice much until the caffeine actually hits. So it might be flat. HEck I might be chewing coffee beans for all I know.
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Came across a folder having files with these names:
Eighth.txt
Eleventh.txt
Fifth.txt
First.txt
Fourth.txt
Ninth.txt
Second.txt
Seventh.txt
Sixth.txt
Tenth.txt
Third.txt
Not easy to sort 
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No need to: they are already sorted alphabetically!
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Nah ...
You know what I mean
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Easy: sort by creation date...
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For some strange / unknown reason, the creation time is the same, to the level of second. And the files are modified in different orders by different people, and we cannot use the 'Date of Modification' also.
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