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Remember, only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Everything? eww! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Does that include Sunday dinner?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Yeah, since the guy was named "Friday"! 
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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no, thanks. I prefer Em (any day!) 
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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Depending on your country of origin that could be considered at the very best un-PC and the very worst hate speech.
Rage against the narrative.
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I heard Friday fell into a depression once he found out that his days where numbered... 1 to 7.
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For some reason that raised the following question...
If the Addams family were so gruesome and horror why didn't they call Wednesday Monday?
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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They probably didn't Thing about it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Woa, it's really hot over there!!  
Is Scarlett Johansson in the area?!  
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Give that guy a medal. 
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They would've, but it melted while being stored in Cave Creek.
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I just accidentally deleted the main database on Azure for one of the projects I am working on. Oops 
Luckily, some panicky Google-fu revealed that Azure has a deleted databases tab, and the db gets backed up every five minutes! Was able to go, restore and everything is cool again 
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Hahaha! What a good story!
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:WhereIsYourCoat:
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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a good scary story...with a happy ending 
Life - Dreams = Job
TheCardinal
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Frankie won't like hearing about you working with a net.
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There is a back story, but it is boring.
I have to deploy a webserver, but I don't want to use an out of the box content tool like Weirdpress. I know the content and it is currently static but we want to add in user generated content soon, AFAIK this will require more freedom then is currently on the market.
So, I have a simple server; Java based, plugs into Tomcat and uses a MongoDB store. Now, where in the name of Bob can I get it hosted? Preferably a UK site.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: but it is boring.
This is the Lounge. That's never stopped anyone before.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No, this is really pissing me off! I can build the content system in a day or two and I am no webwiz. I want to get a [virtual] server, with a couple of open port for site, FTP and tty sessions. Throw in a small amount of storage; current content is a dozen pages each in English and Hungarian.
99.73% of traffic is GET's for the content with a [very] few updates. Currently there adding or amending content barely once a week and tops will be one or two news articles per week. Get that up and running then in a month or two add in members forums for ~100 people. This is not rocket science.
veni bibi saltavi
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If you're going the VPS route, any web hosting company should do. The whole point is that because you have root, you can install WTE you want; instead of the hosting companies crappiest common denominator baseline (picked to minimize support calls not for any functional reason).
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I think he just wrote that to trigger our desire to nitpick and prove him wrong, tricking us into reading on...
But you guys probably don't care about such stuff.
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I like Azure these days, although you have to watch what you set up or the monthly invoice can rack up.
RedStation (UK based) were always good for dedicated servers. I never used their virtual servers, but their email support was always excellent.
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Amazon? What about OVH[^], as it's been mentioned a few times here recently. There's also Rackspace which my client uses for several Apache sites, not sure if there's a UK farm though.
[edit]I also have a DigitalOcean account, I've been quite pleased with them.[/edit]
Marc
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