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RugbyLeague wrote: These days that's web development.
FTFY
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If memory serves some of the 'cheaper' bricks also did lock together quite right so the creation would fall apart...
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or look stable enough then the cheap bricks would just pop apart (usually at night)
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When I was a kid there was Meccanno(tm) - we used it to build really large flexible frameworks that we then didn't manage to find any purpose for.
These days that's back end development
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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
" I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim.
"How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda he fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee!"
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, he said, "Please Mary, put down that damn gun..."
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sit down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin', there's no paper on this side either!!!"
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Probably all of them are older than all of us together, but  and my 5...
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Mrs. O'Leary wants to take a milk bath, so she calls the Milk Man to come and fill her bath tub with milk.
He asks her "Would you like it pasteurized?"
but she says "No, just past my t(i)ts".
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I got received an email from an Employer regarding openings .they asked me to send Resume along with below Details
Current location:****
Current CTC:****
Expected CTC:***
NP:?
i don't know what is NP? what do i mention here?
Born To Learn
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Nepalese Political status?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Nondeterministic Polynomial time
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So the correct way to complete that would be:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Add "for this, I have found a truly wonderful proof, but the margin is too small to contain it."
And you will annoy people for centuries.
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http://xkcd.com/1381/[^] 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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1. No Problem
2. Nut Points
3. Nutritional Preferences
4. Noob Programmer
5. Nice Person
i can't think of anything else 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Near Pointer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_Memory_Model[^]
wikipedia wrote: Near pointers refer to the current segment, so neither DS nor CS must be modified to dereference the pointer. They are the fastest pointers, but are limited to point to 64 KB of memory (the current segment).
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you are Right ...thank you
Born To Learn
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out of curiosity...
What is CTC?
I'd rather be phishing!
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CTC = Cost To Company, the package of salary plus benefits the company pays you.
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Monthly? or Yearly ?
Born To Learn
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