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Pink Elephant? Really...
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Makes sense to me, but more investigation is in order.
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(AP) Toronto: The entire staff of a local company were arrested on charges of public intoxication and corruption of minor hamsters in the most vulgar display this city has seen in decades. Officials are arranging counseling sessions for the law enforcement officers brought out to rein in the activities of the deranged mob. "They keep muttering something about 'mankinis', 'He Who Shall Not Be Named', and 'C'mon, post pictures in the Lounge'", one official was quoted as saying.
Software Zen: delete this;
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We pride ourselves on taking our lead from our Mayor.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Just got a spam with a link to, I'm assuming an online college, I'm thinking I'll pass on this one.
I_ you_have the courage, we_have_he college
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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...now I are one.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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When I graduated form college I told my folks; "4 years ago I couldn't even spell Engineer and now I are one." (With a southern accent of course)
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'm thinking I'll pass on this one.
Doesn't sound like passing anything there is going to be any good 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Clippers Owner Steve Ballmer Wants His Team to Use Only Microsoft Products I wonder how far he is going to take this.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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SoMad wrote: I wonder how far he is going to take this.
Perhaps Microsoft will start making basketballs and sneakers? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: sneakers
They will ask you three times if you really want to put them on.
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Wow. Clicked the link and instantly I think, "The Gaping Hole opens again!"
Every picture of Ballmer is always him with his mouth hanging way too far wide open.
Is it the _photo-journalists_ doing this, or is it that his pie-hole is just always gaping open?
It's a question for the ages.
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I think he is working his way up to this[^]
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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You'd be that mad too if your pencil was that bad off (check my other post for what I mean).
Jeremy Falcon
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You're forgetting the longhorn/foghorn typo.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I wonder if Balmer will ever realize that guys with control and anger issues like he has typically have small um... pencils. No amount of money can change your pencil apparently, but he doesn't have to advertise to the world just how bad off his pencil really is.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: guys with control and anger issues like he has typically have small um... pencils.
Citation?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: Citation?
Life experience. Not everything is learned from a book.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Life experience
I am sorry you had (have?) Control and anger issues.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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PJ Arends wrote: I am sorry you had (have?) Control and anger issues.
Ha ha. Trying to find out about my pencil, eh? Actually, I did have anger issues at one point. But my observations aren't just limited to myself.
And yes my pencil was affected at the time.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Life experience
So you have met men with this problem and then you measured their pencils? How many men have you measured?
Did anyone refuse to be measured? If yes then how did you correct for that?
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jschell wrote: So you have met men with this problem and then you measured their pencils? How many men have you measured?
Been studying people my whole life man. And if you really must know, while I don't typically take a ruler around with me, I have been in male locker rooms on almost a daily basis my whole life. I do know a thing or two about pencils.
Jeremy Falcon
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If the locker rooms are anything like the Blue Lagoons[^] then you data is flawed.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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