|
I think you will find the Reuters editor is the idiot, the herder did not write the caption, he is just looking after his goats.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
|
|
|
|
|
Thank you for explaining the obvious, Captain.
Comments from work:- "Why can't you just do it like everybody else?"
- "Well, we haven't had any complaints yet."
- "I just want to get it into production."
- "It only matters if it’s important to someone who matters."
|
|
|
|
|
These guys are age appropriate, but I'm pretty sure this isn't Gamma, Helm, Johnson and Vlissides:
link [^] 
"Religion is the most malevolent of all mind viruses." - Arthur C. Clarke
|
|
|
|
|
No, not that gang, but their patterns aren't bad.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
|
|
|
|
|
My laptop fell off the table and the screen cracked. It still works, so I am still using it. I just disabled the touchscreen feature (not sure why a laptop needs it).
Oops.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
---
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
|
|
|
|
|
These make perfect home servers. I have such a laptop running Exchange at home handling all the family's email accounts. A bit underpowered for a server maybe, but they're quiet, small and even have a built in UPS in the event of a power cut.
And I just remote onto it when needed, because the screen is proper trashed.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
|
|
|
|
|
I was soo close to setting mine up as a home server, but got distracted by having to complete paying dev work on it, using a standalone monitor. Then I eventually ended up giving it to a local barman when I bought a new one.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
|
|
|
|
|
Brady Kelly wrote: giving it to a local barman
Went to a good cause then...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
|
|
|
|
|
|
What? Forgot to bring a coat?
Don't let that stop you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
I had the same exact thought when I read the title.
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
|
| .
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Depending on how new it is there are companys out there that sell new screens, but most people don't want to pay what it would cost for a new one.
Other option is to hook it up to a external monitor if it is broken bad enough.
|
|
|
|
|
I've become the family 'laptop screen replacement expert'...
It's usually a fairly simple job, hardest bit is finding the correct replacement screen.
But in this case I think he's cracked the touchscreen digitizer glass, not the screen itself.
Not had to deal with one of them, yet.
|
|
|
|
|
I haven't either.
No one wants to let you tear down their laptop just to see how it it put together 
Go figure.
|
|
|
|
|
Most of the cracking is in the top left corner (and only goes about .25 inch onto the actual screen area. There are a few longer cracks, but they aren't really visible at most angles I view at, so it is fine. The cracks are barely visible anyways.
This happened when I was working on an assignment with my dad (as he knew what to do) and he decided that I wasn't working fast enough, and SCREAMED 'WORK FASTER' right in my ear, scaring me and causing me to jump up. The computer was just hanging over the edge of the table, and flipped right off. My mom was pissed, and ordered him to get it fixed. He replied 'Do it yourself, [EXTREME EXPLICITIVES DELETED]!'
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
---
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
|
|
|
|
|
|
I replaced a screen on an old Dell D610, a while back. There's just about every screen you could need on ebay -- I only paid a tenner.
But one of the joys of laptops is that you don't have to piss about with cards if you want to plug in an external monitor.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
balanced by the fact they are absolute swine to work on at board level.
|
|
|
|
|
I can't remember the last time I tried to actually fix a PC at board level either: too complex, especially without a diagram. Last I can remember was changing the keyboard fuse...remember, the one they used to fit that looked like a resistor and was soldered in?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
I agreed to have a look at friends Sony (I was drunk at the time) found the dead thing a burn mark on the PCB gave it away, but in de-soldering it I caused the PCB delaminate....
|
|
|
|
|
Don't you just love multilayer pcbs? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
They are a wonder  absolutely needed in the modern electronics field. The work of Santa (or some one else) if you have to try to repairer them (drilling out via's collapsed via's and the like!)
|
|
|
|
|
Oh I agree - the best / worst I've had to work with was 5 layer, which was a PITA to check against the diagram - they are great when they work, but when they fail...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
