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I do not watch TV. Don't even have one.
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How do you get away with that, without the Ickles complaining all the time?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I wondered what all that jabbering was about. 
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It's the follow up to Bride Wars - Bar Mitzvah Wars
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Carry on with the ham sandwich deliveries ?
I want to order one. Can you please tell me the number for office deliveries?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Stories of an Inmate
i would have written much more detailed if it was not so devilish
Edit: Typo
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
modified 15-Oct-14 5:05am.
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Palestine: The Movie
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Passion of the Christ
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The Old Yeller 2: Satan's Mutt known by another name as Cujo.
Also should be bacon instead of ham
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First draft to Forrest Gump?
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A Dawn in Zombieland Paris
No offense to anyone.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Agent__007 wrote: No offense to anyone.
'cept Paris of course! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's so old, they've renamed it Apocalypse Then.
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Eternal sunshine of the spotless bacon.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Those of you on PDT, and MST, in the US (those are time-zones, not drugs), still have a smidgen of minutes ... as of this writing ... left to pause and remember a remarkable person who, perhaps, foresaw what a general purpose computational device could be capable of:
"Many persons who are not conversant with mathematical studies imagine that because the business of [Babbage's Analytical Engine] is to give its results in numerical notation, the nature of its processes must consequently be arithmetical and numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine its numerical quantities exactly as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844 Known in her day as "Princess of Parallelograms," Ada, daughter of Lord Byron (the Poet), collaborated with Charles Babbage on what was, arguably, the first true general purpose mechanical computer.
October 14 (chosen arbitrarily, not linked to any event in her life) is Ada Day [^].
There is recent scholarship that questions the importance of the role that Countess Ada played in the work with Babbage: [^], but don't you know those schadenfreudevolken at the Register are on a mission-from-g-o-d to tear everybody down, as well as tear every smart-phone down ?
I shall quaff a flagon of fresh soy-milk mixed with coffee and palm-sugar in Countess Ada's honor.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Hi Bill, did I ever mention that my daughter's name is Ada?  
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No, Johannes, I don't recall your mentioning that here, or in my dreams, either. I like the thought that when she is mature enough to follow the strange tragi-comic adventures of Ada and Babbage, to appreciate how close they came to ushering in an era of massive mechanical computers, she will be delighted to find she shares a name with the Countess.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Those pictures were quite enlightening 
I have been to the one in Michigan, actually (in the summer, though).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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wow - thanks Mike 
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Thanks, Mike, that site has many fine photography galleries.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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We were considering holidaying here[^] in the summer.
I reckon it could be a hell of a place to spend a storm.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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