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Oh that's bad. +5!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I don't get it.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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No wonder, I think he has a new lady friend now 
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Blow more gently, and whisper while you do it. 
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Does that mean you are going steady?
Genuine LOL! I think I snorted. +5 lifepoints to you.
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(Figured it out)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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What are you, a woman? One blow job and you think he's ready for a commitment. 
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No, I live in the Bible belt... 
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And if your TV plays up, just thump the back of it.
If that means making a hole in the wall, to get to the back of your flat-screen TV, then so be it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: just thump the back of it.
We used to call that "percussion maintenance."
"Religion is the most malevolent of all mind viruses." - Arthur C. Clarke
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OT: There's been a lot of discussion about signatures lately and certain people have been getting tagged for their sigs violating lounge rules.
I have not flagged your messages but you may want to consider changing the sig in Lounge posts since religion is not allowed in the Lounge.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Wait 'til the grammer Nazis sees Brisingr's sig.
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If anything at all is allowed in the Code project lounge, it is quotes from Arthur C. Clarke.
Stick that attitude back under the rock it belongs under.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Stick that attitude back under the rock it belongs under.
According to your logic, I should mark your post as abusive because you did not use the smiley face.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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There is absolutely no logic in that, let alone my logic.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: There is absolutely no logic in that,
I agree. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Here's a tip: The words that come out of your mouth have to have some real meaning, and not just be mindless "Hey, those'd be kewl words to say!" drivel. If they don't, just leave them to rot between your teeth.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The words that come out of your mouth have to have some real meaning, and not just be mindless
I see. You're going to play the "I can't remember" card. No problem.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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QED
It's like talking to an unpleasant small child.
*PLONK*
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes, the guilty seem to have a short memory don't they. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I think you are the biggest douchebag I've ever met!
Oh, you have sweets for me? Your so lovely
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: I think you are the biggest douchebag I've ever met!
Excuse me? Do I know you?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Ehm, was a bad satirical joke. Ill take it back
Edit: I just realised that that could make the comment even worse 
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You might want to avoid this one. He's one of that type that's "got religion" and thinks it means that any ridiculous idea that pops into his head is an absolute, universal truth.
He seems to have a hard time understanding plain English, though (why should he? He's more important than language), so if you joke with him, he probably won't understand, and might decide that you're Satan -- and if he thinks it, it's true, obviously.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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