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Why don't you take your homophobic, woman hating, environment destroying rants elsewhere?
If we'd just ban VB6 developers this forum wouldn't suck so bad.
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I smell blood . . .
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Nice recovery at the end, there. If you read some of MehGerbil's other posts I think you'll see the joke was nearly on you. 
BDF
The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer.
-- PaulowniaK
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Pond-scum is good ... for a pond.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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MehGerbil wrote: If we'd just ban VB6 developers this forum wouldn't suck so bad
Hey, now.
Stay on topic. Everyone with the slightest thread of moral decency (and a disdain for the coding equivalent of pedophilia) is in perfect agreement with that statement.
If I were you, I would not so much as dignify the thread with a self-flagellating rant.
Being contrary to being contrary may still be contrary, but not if I wish it to be otherwise.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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MacSpudster wrote: moral relativism
Now I'm expected to have moral relatives?
Gimme a break.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Now I'm expected to have moral relatives?
Yes, they are called in-laws. However, most people don't have in-laws, they have out-laws.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: is it really so wrong
It's all relative. If it is cold outside, a little fire would warm things up.
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I hate missing a good flame war when I'm on the other side of the planet. McSpudster, you are and a***hole, how dare you remove bits of the most interesting thread I have seen so far this morning.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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W∴ Balboos wrote: is it really so wrong to throw a bit of gasoline onto the fire; or lit matches into the gasoline?
Absolutely not! Stirring the pot is a long standing tradition here, among us original members, especially on weekends when things get a bit slow. If any of the newbies think it trolling, screw 'em. Let them find their own site and leave us to have a nice time.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Got this offline, complete plagiarism, I know, but I thought it fitting for the day. 
Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that it's the government's job.
Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthen.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch only four channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain - where everybody loves them.
Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.
Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.
Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.
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Repost![^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Even more fitting.
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Slacker007 wrote: Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch only four channels.
That's a good indication of just how old this is.
- Channel 5[^] was launched in 1997.
- Since October 2012, anyone who wants to watch TV without a satellite or cable subscription needs to have a "Freeview[^]" tuner, which pulls in over 60 channels.
We still pay the tax, and there's still almost never anything good on, but don't ever claim we only have four channels of crap! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: don't ever claim we only have four channels of crap!
But we do.
All the other 96 channels hold are repeats of the crap on the first four...again.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But that still counts as 100 channels of crap!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Can you count them as "different channels" when the only way to tell which channel you are on is that the channel ident and the adverts are different? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But they're showing different crap at different times! 
"Hey, I missed that crap just now, because I was in the crapper taking a crap. I guess I'll have to watch it on UKTVCRAP+1."
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Slacker007 wrote: Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
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Slacker007 wrote: Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch only four channels.
That shows how old this is!
Channel 5 started in 1997, then in 1998 the terrestrial Digital TV revolution began.
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Filling our screens with images of Leslie[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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