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Well, actually it makes perfect sense. Either you've got a 1 or you've got a 0. 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And what if you have both? Or none?
(More common than you might think!)
Or if you started with a 1 and are moving to a 0?
Or you have a 1 body and a 0 mind?
I think gender is rather more analog than digital... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Or if you started with a 1 and are moving to a 0?
You mean like if you lose it in the war???
Dang, I mentioned the war. Don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Indeed.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Herself needs new shoes for work
How does that work? Do you buy two pairs of the same shoes or are the front and back feet different sizes?
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I hate that people refer to their wives as herself. 
Nothing personal, it just sounds terrible.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I refer to mine as "Senior Management!"
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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As long as you don't say, "Senior Management needs new shoes for work." 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Not a chance!
After nearly 37 years we have an arrangement: I don't go clothes or shoe shopping with her and she doesn't ask.
On the other hand she always comes when it's my turn, no doubt attempting to ensure I don't make a COMPLETE fool of myself. Even after 37 years she hasn't worked out that that's futile! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I wonder if I have found the ultimate lurker, 1 message in 10 years and a rep of over 2k. Which probably indicates he actively browses the the site very regularly.
I was browsing the comment on this article[^] and noticed nearly everyone was low rep with (to me) unpronounceable names when I ran across him.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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His rep graph says he logs in and tidies up something most days!
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a Cleaner!
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He deserves a badge of some sort, while not active he is at least positive, good on im!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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As long as he isn't a jogger.
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I follow The Big Yin's Life Lessons (at the end of the first biography his wife wrote of him "Billy"):
Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.Have lots of long lie-ins.Wear sturdy socks, learn to grow out of medium underwear and, if you must lie about your age, do it in the other direction. Tell people you're ninety-seven and they'll think you look f*cking great.Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.Never eat food that comes in a bucket.If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.Boo joggers.Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I love the Big Yin and this is excellent advice
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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I see.
Oh well.
Just time for another bath.
I'm sure #2 will give you a drink if you ask him.
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They are not unpronouncable names. Only if my name isn't the lengthiest name!
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I like how he seems to have decided that the mods English is incorrect and has changed the title of his post from "My vote of 5" to "my vote is 5"
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The ironic part is you were lurking when you found him.
Jeremy Falcon
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But by his rep points he rarely gets back here!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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