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Be afraid, very afraid. Just don't admit it!
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I've got to admit that I was afraid you'd say that.
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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I am afraid of your fear of admittance of admitting that you are not afraid to admit that admitting makes you afraid, but I shan't admit it since I am too afraid!!!
I am also afraid of long sentences. 
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I'm a frayed knot - said the tangle of string to the spider on being asked if it was a spider.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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If only, but alas this is what I'm like sober.
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... and there was me thinking I'd replied to Dave. 
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*puts glasses on* Oh, I see now 
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*picks glass up, drains it*
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Do not fear the not if you are not afraid of not knowing a baht is not a knot worth in dollars, but not knowing a gnat is not a mosquito is like not knowing a knot is not a not but can be a frayed knot or a knight in the night not a knot of the wind knot although not a night in a knot unless not a night but a knight might not be a knot in disguise. So do not knot the knight in the night upon which the knot is not a knight in the night or not a knot. 
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I am afraid to admit that you admitted that you were afraid admitting this 
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... well not to Mrs Wife.
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Well, that's an easy one. As far as wives are concerned, we are NEVER right! Per definition!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Logical solution: Don't get married. Then it does not matter, but it's most fun to let them notice that you are just being polite when you agree.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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I saw one of those on the Game Of Thrones the other day, which in itself is not for kiddies but this one was done by Hustler I think!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I am reliably informed that there is a "Spongebob" version as well 
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SpongeBob Nopants?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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I'm not googling for it!
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Rule 34.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Whilst you're not googling for it, do not google 'Spongebob Aedan Rayne' either.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I thought I was wrong once....
But I was mistaken... 
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Just a guess, but does it feature Daleks shouting "E-JAC-U-LATE"? 
If not, I've got a good idea for a film.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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