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Question: Why dont babies look cute at birth
Answer: You too can stay under water for 9 months, get pushed through a strew and look in the mirror! 
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Au contraire, I'd say my birth was my peak cuteness and it has all degraded (exponentially) from there.
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Well, we all know that the Irish look their best after a couple of (barrels of) Guinness...  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If I am not mistaken, he is actually a British. 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
modified 30-Sep-14 5:50am.
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If so, then I apologize, but his profile says Ireland... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I am English by genetics, Irish by domicile, Ethiopic by birthplace, and British by passport.
I was put on this planet to act as a test case for government census forms
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So you are an African English! Wait, is that correct 
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Like me - Irish decent, Singapore born, British passport and Hungarian domicile.
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You two are all over the map
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Like me, Newcastle born, South Tyneside/Gateshead parentage, living in exile in Durham.
My sons are going to have fun though - especially when they inherit in the Middle East....
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Between the two of you, you only need the Thai[^]!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You forgott the bloody mess of blood
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And the vernix. So. Much. Vernix.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Wait a minute I think I [^] was a very cute baby.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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No, I dont think so
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Stephen Lynch comes to mind.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Yeah they both have that deer in the head lights look!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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"The number of people in a theatre?"(12)
Good Luck.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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The site Satan unnaturally eases your suffering (12)
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"The Peach in a perhaps transcendental tree ?" (12)
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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"A rat who gnaws at a cat's tail invites destruction." (1234)
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Your old man's about to knock on the sky and listen to the sound.
Which movie?
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Avatar: the legacy of the last air knocker
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