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Research.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just curious this afternoon about what could be in helloworld.com. Thought it will be all about programming but I was wrong! How the hell did that happen? 
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I don't want to go there; is it some kind of "adult enternainment" ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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It's worse - marketing & clickbait!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: marketing & clickbait!
Here's my response to that![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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- The guy who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
- No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in conversation.
- I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.
- The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
- What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
- Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
- The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
- Yesterday I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
- I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
- Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
- Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
- I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
I'll get my coat. 
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: I'll get my coat.
And ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) will show you the door.
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Out Takes, but thanks anyway Ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: The guy who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
Yeah, there's nothing like great knockers[^]!
(Link ISN'T quite what you'd think, but it might be potentially NSFW anyway - if your boss is an uptight arse without humour) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A reasonable idea poorly implemented.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The most cowardly knight was Sir Renderer.
The wisest and most intuitive of all was Sir Mised.
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And unknown to many, Sir Loin was a vegetarian.
/ravi
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Maybe he just doesn't know Google Services taste really great with the Chili Sauce
But seriously, if I were you, I would have stopped using them right after his command. After all I respect politicians a lot! 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Hah hah.. Me too.. Respect lot.. So going to stop using google, But I am not sure that he is going to start a alternative to earn money...
Gihan Liyanage
http://gihansampathliyanage.wordpress.com
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Well theguardian[^] has some great tactics for that 
This search about not using Google at all was brought to you by a Google search engine near you
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What's his name, I want to google him 
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Would be a shame for the Agencies to have a politican google the information themself.
regards Torsten
I never finish anyth...
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Is he sponsored by Bing?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hah Hah , May be May be.. Good Question ... 
Gihan Liyanage
http://gihansampathliyanage.wordpress.com
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What did Google stop funding him and that's his revenge?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Just he wants to publish him self for anything that he thought ...
Gihan Liyanage
http://gihansampathliyanage.wordpress.com
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Excellent, that's $10 well spent. Purchase politician: check! 
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..continue using Google, and as a matter of fact, Promote Google! -_-
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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