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Yesterday's poll showing a small Yes swing meant a fall in the quid against foreign muck. Mrs Wife just phoned her broker and they'll give her 6d more per DM Euro then she got last week! That's an extra good night out!
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Weren't you supposed to say, "6d more per DM Euro than she got last week!" instead of "6d more per DM Euro then she got last week!"
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I never chick my spilling
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There is nothing wrong with your spelling. Its the damn keyboard fault.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I know, we can trace the problem back to the Remington Mk 1. Remington also made guns so obviously guns cause spelling mistakes!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: guns cause spelling mistakes
Not according to the NRA.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
modified 9-Sep-14 4:32am.
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But you can use a gun to correct a spelling mistake.
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That would be a PEBKAC error.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: 6d more
Sixpence! Good grief, you're a lot older than you look; probably something to do with that young wife of yours.
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That young wife of mine is older than me! Two months I'll grant you, but she is still older!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
You weak, pathetic fools, I've come for your souls!
Which movie?
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The A Team Directors Cut?
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Would that monster be called "Dick"? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Mary Poppins?
PS: Surely it must be a coincidence, but it's also what my boss shouts every morning when he arrives at work... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Does she work there?
Is she supposed to make his coffee?
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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yeah and give you some with a teaspoon ... of sugar. 
(disclaimer: I hate sugar (or milk, or cream, ...) in my coffee and will not be liable for murder if anyone tries to add it to my morning addiction)
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In ev'ry job that must be done
There is an element of fun
You find the fun and snap!
The job's a game
And ev'ry task you undertake
Becomes a piece of cake
A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see that
A spoonful of sugar helps the VB go down
The VB go down-wown
The VB go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the VB go down
In a most delightful way
(Except for the last bit, obviously)
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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OriginalGriff wrote: A spoonful of sugar helps the VB go down
Then you're a better man than I, because even the sugar wouldn't help in getting that pile of excrement down... 
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Perhaps you could also write a stanza on Windows 8... 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Over the hills and far away,
Windows Eight come to play ....
Time for Windows Eight,
time for Windows Eight,
time for Windows Eight....
Tinkywinky. "Tinkywinky!"
Dipsy. "Dipsy!"
Laalaa. "Laalaa!"
Po. "Pooh!"
Windows Eight. "Windows Eight!"
Say, Heeeeee-lo! "Eh-oh!"
Tinkywinky. Dipsy. Laalaa. Pooh.
Windows Eight. "Windows Eight!"
Say Heeeeeee ......... "Uh-oh!"
"Where have the Windows Eight gone ?
Where have the Windows Eight gone?"
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Hilarious! 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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OriginalGriff wrote: A spoonfulcrate full of sugar Gin helps the VB go down
ftfy
By 'go down' you do mean 'crash and burn'?
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I don't think so *possible laughter of a character that laughs throughout the entire movie* 
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The Immortal Shaolin
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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