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Too funny, wonder where they got the trained flying squirrel? 
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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"Series of drawings by means of which she barely makes a living!"(8)
Nice!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Sketches
something to do with sh - she barely, ekes, and another bit.
tc - terms and conditions - by means of which?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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No, sorry, try again.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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She's not the only one can do it - Channing did too, in fact he made a movie about it.
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Cartoons
-Guess, series of drawings made to look lifelike by creating the appearance of movement.
Sketches seemed a better guess.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Series of drawings => STRIP
by means of => PER
she barely [i.e. without clothes] makes a living => STRIPPER
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I want one![^]
Particularly the Parallel <-> petrol / gas converter...
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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No conversion to bacon! What the heck would you want that for? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Typical region bias - there's no European '98' setting on the petrol.
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That's an aftermarket sticker to cover up the US labels. The US and EU use different octane tests with the result that the same gas has different numbers depending on which side of the pond you're on. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Pffffft - no Coaxial cable plug, how am I meant to attach my Sinclair Spectrum to my iPod nano?
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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It's covered by the 50lb bag of accessories - didn't you read the mouseover text? 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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You mean a 50lb bag of "gender changers". That's enough to scare anyone off, unless you want The Snip...
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I thought that was the F-connector.
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Not for old uk-spec TVs. It's similar, but the wire is shrouded by a bullet-head like metal pin. Plus no thread so it can just fall out over time.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Ah, also no thin ethernet coax (10BASE2) BNC connector.
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No. And if that's the price per litre, you can think yourself very, very lucky...
A rough-guess estimate from taht makes the average fuel prince in India around 85 Rupees / litre, which works out at about £0.82p (Google is so helpfull)
I filled up my car yesterday, and it took 43.92 litres, at £1.276, for a total of £55.65p
That's 130 Rupees per litre! And that's the cheaper of the local petrol stations...you can pay a lot more on motorways! 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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The petrol price is fixed by the evil world government, so the given Indian price is no doubt wrong. Even down in Africa (cue Toto) we pay R14+ per litre.
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FAIL. Still won't connect to my MicroVAX -- needs DECconnect MMJ and AUI.
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static void Main(string[] args)
{
String str1 = "http://toto.com/";
String str2 = "http://toto.com/";
bool eq = str1 == str2;
Console.WriteLine(eq);
str1 = "http://toto.com/";
str2 = "http://toto.com/";
eq = str1 == str2;
Console.WriteLine(eq);
}
See for yourself, but copy the code, do not retype it. 
I lost hair on this one, bug on an actual project for one customer.
But it is a nice trick to do to one of your collegue if his computer is unlocked... Also works in configuration files. 
This is pure evil though.
modified 10-Aug-14 17:09pm.
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No cross posting... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Sorry, I got too excited by my discovery, I think it is the biggest WTF invented since iphone.
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