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Aight, now imaginge Bill Gates or that FaceBook kid in the hackers place. Or Linus. Or Stallman.
Easy[^].
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I thought all programmers were hot, buff and emotionally and physically mature geniuses ...
At least in our own fantasies.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Watched the trailer, it's like they saw my life and made a movie out of it
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Why is it I expect him to hammer some sense into the bad guys? 
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He is going to nail them all 
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Chris Maunder wrote: all hackers are hot, buff, emotionally and physically mature geniuses who can handle themselves in a fight and end up with the hot law enforcement officer / FBI agent / double agent
It's almost like we've met 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Just sit in the middle of the next Starbucks and open up http://geektyper.com/[^], press F11 to get full screnn, choose a theme (The first red font on black background is probably the best theme), and hack the FBI site. Do not forget to yell when you get "Access".
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Uh-oh... now I'm in trouble.. 
Security risk blocked for your protection
Reason: This Websense category is filtered: Web and Email Spam. Sites in this category may pose a security threat to network resources or private information, and are blocked by your organization.
URL: http://geektyper.com/
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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If this is already blocking you, you can drop the hacker career 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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...and keep my job 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: http://geektyper.com/
That's the funniest thing I have seen this week.
Awesome.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Yeah, you gotta make that the featured site of the week or something 
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Cool website! 
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For you, there is probably no difference between the site and how you code, right ?
(At least, this is how I have imagined you coding all these years, so if not, please lie and do not break my image of you  )
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Hehe
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That site is brilliant!! +20 
Jeremy Falcon
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Thor?
OK, hands up everyone who knows hackers/developers/other IT mortals who look like Thor.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Chris Maunder wrote: because all hackers are hot, buff, emotionally and physically mature geniuses
Don't hate the player, hate the (video) game.
Jeremy Falcon
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Where should I post a MASM 9.0 bug. It caused a very hard to find error (did not crash). Don't tell me MS, and don't ask why not.
Dave.
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Member 4194593 wrote: Don't tell me MS
OK I won't - you clearly know they are the only ones who can do anything about it. Not that they will...
Member 4194593 wrote: don't ask why not
Can I ask why we shouldn't ask why not? And if not, can I ask why we shouldn't ask why we shouldn't ask why not?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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MS will not fix 9.0, they will tell me to buy a newer version, and that version will have new errors for me to find. I do not even want their Express versions for the same reason - new errors to discover.
I just want to warn programmers to watch out for this hard to find error.
Dave.
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Have you been at the Kool Aid again Griff?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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It's a PITA to chop and line up for snorting... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What is MASM? You sure it isn't SPASM?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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