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Q. How do you get a blond on the roof?
A. Tell her free drinks on the house.
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If we're doing favorite blonde reposts...
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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A man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife Barbi something nice fro her birthday, so he decided to get her the latest iPhone.
She was very excited. She loved her phone! He showed her all the features, explained how to use it - no problems.
The next day, Barbi went shopping. Her phone rang and it was her husband.
"Hi Honey!" He said. "How do you like your new phone?"
"I just love it!" she replied. "It's so small, and easy to use, and I can hear your voice as clear as a bell."
"But there's one thing I don't understand." She continued.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Nobody at Luton would identify soap as suspicious.
Heck, nobody at Luton would identify soap as anything!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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#1 - same as OG
#2 - Work? In Luton?
#3 - :drinksCopiousQuantitiesOfMindBleach:
Maybe it's the Lorraine Chase Diction Award?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: drinksCopiousQuantitiesOfMindBleach
I think the correct response to option 3 is to drink copious quantities of actual bleach.
DD doesn't seem to me much in evidence here recently.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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He's been on hols the last week, expect renewed drivel in the near future.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: He's been on hols the last week,
Hence leaving his sweaty gimp suit at the airport.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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They've killed the package. No word yet on what it was.
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Not confirmed yet, but sources say it may have been .. (dramatic suspense) .. curling irons.
This may have been the best use of curling irons ever.
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It says this:
"Police ordered that hundreds of passengers and staff leave the terminal building for their own safety as officers investigated the package.
All incoming flights to the airport were suspended and the approach road to the airport was closed."
Then, one sentence later, it says this:
"The decision was expected to have an immediate effect on flights leaving and arriving at the airport."
When did the Telegraph start writing for US consumption?
(I won't bother to mention that it should have read "leaving from and arriving at the airport")
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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(Thanks to Countdown)
BLATHERSKITE[^]
Now, we don't have any of them here, do we? (Myself excepted, of course)
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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There are two of them having a noisy disagreement in the office right now who are hurtling towards a damn good shoeing.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Keep the noise down I'm trying to work. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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I'm not sure I believe that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I really am working on an article I've been asked to write for one of the applications I've created but am listening to Alan Parsons right now so oblivious to the noise.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Hi OriginalGriff,
Michael Quinion at WorldWideWords has a good page on this word and its homonymic connection with words like "blather," and phrases like "blithering idiot:" [^], and its usage origin in the U.S. via a Scottish song popular with the Continental Army (the patriots fighting the Evil Empire).
cheers, Bill
“I have diligently numbered the days of pure and genuine happiness which have fallen to my lot: They amount to 14.” Abd-Ar Rahman III, Caliph of Cordoba, circa 950CE.
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That explains a lot: when I mentally construct a sentence using it, it seems to pick up a Glasgow accent along the way! 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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O'Reilly on Fox News uses that often as his word of the day.
Dave.
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Really? "Blatherskite", eh?
I always thought that a word which defines that of a person who talks at length without making much sense had already been defined. You know, "Obama".
Now, in as far as @OriginalGriff being one such self-proclaimed Blatherskite, the problem with such the self-proclamation is one being such that we on CP have no way to confirm such. For, we only *read* your words, not hear them. Thus, we cannot confirm that of your talking at length to then discern if it is or is not making much sense.
Now, there are those who, in fact, speak at length that make much cents yet without making much sense.
Likewise, those who write at length, making much cents yet without making much sense.
And, while this post is of length, while not making much cents (at least in as far as for me), hopefully, it is making *some* sense! 
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Every time I hear that word I think of the DuckTales[^] cartoon I used to watch growing up. One of the characters called Gizmoduck[^] used to always say the catch phrase "blathering blatherskite" in repsonse to someone talking.
Jeremy Falcon
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Do I sense a new word here "colostophobic": The fear of having parts of your bowels removed.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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