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Too late. The zombies moved to Luton.
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We are not speaking about brain death, Dave... OOOPS 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Now I understand the smell... 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I died six years ago
Well, at least that explains the smell.
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Valar Morghulis
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't.
"I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK
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Valar Dohaeris
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Seems to be like 1h/day of exercise will allow you 7 more years of life expectancy. This is nowhere worth it !
First, I hope to die around 70, everything that comes after is no way worth it since only slow-down to death (drugs, diapers, loosing your mind, etc...), and give your children bad feelings because they should have to take care of you (or worse, have them taking care of you).
Then, I don't want to loose one hour everyday of my young years to do sports, 2 in communting are already enough lost time  Plus all my friends who are into jogging or tennis or cycling or other nonsense practices are injured half of the time, have sinew in bad shape, etc.. I have never understood why people would inflict that purposely to themselves. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Looking forward to the drugs at 70 then, the other stuff not so much. 
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Rage wrote: I hope to die around 70
Say that again when you're 69.
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I'll take the bet.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I'll be 61 in a couple of months and STILL say that!
One day soon, I suppose I should come up with one!
Something like:
There are times I really miss the old DOS programming days.
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Richard Barbre wrote: There are times I really miss the old DOS programming days.
Well sort of, but it woudn't be much of a challenge any more.
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Rage wrote: Seems to be like 1h/day of exercise
Does that include grinding with Crusader in Diablo 3 for hours per day (ok ok, "for hours" sounds so "hardcore" max for one hour before and after work). You know, killing hordes of evil zombies and demons isn't an easy task 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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In my case, this would be feverishly browsing imgur.com. I doubt it counts, though.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Yeah - and if you think about it, 1 hr/day is about 3 complete years by the time you are seventy.
But...if you take out the time you sleep (and the hour a day exercising) it gets more complex.
7 years = 7 * 365.25 * (24 - 8 - 1) = 38,351.25 hours.
But...to get that extra time, you have spent 25,267.5 hours in the gym.
And it will feel like twice that. Plus there is the time travelling to and from the gym, putting on the silly clothes, taking a shower (again), dressing normally again...
You are statistically better off dying earlier and using the time you could have spent exercising enjoying yourself. And you get less exposure to Radio 1 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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My point exactly. Nothing beats maths.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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OK, I'll buy that, Dr Griff.
Now work out the equation that says I can have bacon for every meal.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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OriginalGriff wrote: putting on the silly clothes
why not do it home like the rest of us ...
A bit of adventure is probably just fine ... but each day, at the gym, that seems a bit extreme ...
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Eh, eh, I will survive you many years,...
(comfortably cheating on the test)
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Come on, Carlo, you are not 18 anymore.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Right, but: "Inside I'm young and pretty"
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Six years. Just in time to retire
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I see what you did there!!
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Eight years to go - plenty of time for Last Call.
Will Rogers never met me.
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