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....you weekend sunshines. Facebook.
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Facebook can only ruin a weekend...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Exactly.
We need another option next to reporting a message as Spam or Abuse. We need the option to flag as Facebook and as soon as it gets 3 votes it automatically is removed from CP and posted to FaceBook.
Then again, the Lounge could become a quite place then. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: a quite place
You either mean "quite a place" or "a quiet place", perhaps you meant "quite a quiet place".
All fit!
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Yes?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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DaveAuld wrote: You either mean "quite a place" or "a quiet place", perhaps you meant "quite a quiet place".
All fit!
Quite! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Why are you walking on your heads?
Doesn't that get boot marks on your nose?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Because it's the land down under, doh! 
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Where women glow and men plunder?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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you got that right mate! 
'xcept I don't eat vegemite no more, cause I am a gluten free hipster!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Where women glow and men plchunder?
Modified in the interests of accuracy.
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That's the second chorus! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Repair of the \\HostSys\3005build2 SourceSafe data base has been completed.
You may now resume your regularly scheduled programming.
Software Zen: delete this;
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You use SourceSafe? How retro!
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I've been attending a 12-step program (SSA), but I don't think it's helping much.
Software Zen: delete this;
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If SourceSafe is involved then it'll probably lose steps 3 through 7 and reverse 12 and 8.
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 - We admitted we were powerless over SourceSafe—that our lives had become unmanageable.
- Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Linus as we understood Him.
- Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our code base.
- Admitted to Linus, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
- Were entirely ready to have Linus remove all these defects of code.
- Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
- Made a list of all applications we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
- Made direct amends to such applications wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
- Continued to take program inventory, and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it.
- Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Linus as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
- Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to SourceSafe-ics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Software Zen: delete this;
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So, your advice for alcoholics, would be "use drugs"?
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I'm revolting against the silly thread game, you lot are just revolting.
It's time for a revolution, England is the only country never to have had one (that may not be true), and we are long overdue.
Let the Scots go, f*** 'em. Give the top bit of Ireland back to the rest of it, f*** 'em. And just stop pretending Wales is a proper country and consume it completely (at least the England football team will have a decent left winger), f*** 'em.
And whilst we're at it, f*** the British and f*** the f***ing English too.
So now we're left with just what is now called England & Wales we need a new name for the new country, England is a stupid name anyway, and we need a new flag, not that hideously dreary red cross on a white background, and we need a new national anthem, partly because the current one is a miserable dirge, but mostly because it is time to get rid of the monarchy too, f*** 'em.
Offer them around the Commonwealth, if anyone wants them they can have them, but we're not paying for them anymore. Abolish the monarchy, sell of their stuff or convert it into theme parks, get rid of the unelected house, rid the state of the scourge of religion.
In schools teach everything about every religion out there, and then destroy every last idea of with all relevant facts and evidence. Compulsory, for every child, if they still want to have an imaginary friend then fair enough, but at least give them the chance of making an informed decision.
Sack the government, and rebuild from the ground up, anyone wanting to be a politician has to have had a proper job (not working for daddy) for at least 5 years.
Together we can build a brave new world, who's with me?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
modified 2-Jul-14 6:45am.
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two guys with white coats and a new jacket for you with no arms by the sound of it
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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They never come unarmed 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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