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Can't wait to try it  ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Chris Maunder wrote: I have caved and bought this[^] for the office.
What a sh*t selection for the coffee. It only goes up to 11, I get the 12 over here for mine.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Please don't rub it in.
Just made the first cuppa and it's...OK. My Uncle in Melbourne has one (I know - why on Earth would you have a coffee machine in Melbourne unless there was a zombie plague and you were unable to leave the house to travel the 5m to the nearest cafe) and the coffee is actually pretty good.
I think we get "American Style" coffee over here.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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... If you want your wife and the ickles to get you a new coffee machine for Crimbo: Sage: The Oracle[^]
Heston Blumenthal says it's good, but...
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C'mon, it only number ten on the list[^].
But if I sell the cars I could get an Elektra Belle Epoque.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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I love that one!
The should call it "Steampunk Coffee"...
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Whoa. This one[^] looks like it should be on Mars collecting rock samples.
Awesome.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Their other machines[^] are just as awesome.
It's not just Italians that make outstanding design. (save some of their cars)
Whenever I've paid off my house and bought my '59 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz[^] cabriolet, one of those machines are next on my list.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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My intuition suggests a touch of Retro for Nagy: [^].
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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I know he has a handpresso[^] - but I'm not sure which one.
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But where's the bin? Where's the fruggin' bin?
I swear, an espresso machine that doesn't come with a matching, integrated, clean & tidy bin for banging the used grounds into ain't worth even looking at.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My dear chap!
Coffee grounds go in the "food waste" bin for recycling into fertilizer.
Or don't you separate your rubbish for recycling in the Netherlands?
Bin for kitchen[^]
The council also provide free Biodegradable liner / bags which when full go in the Bin for outside[^] so the kitchen bin remains clean.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Coffee grounds go in the "food waste" bin for recycling into fertilizer.
Nuh-uh.
If I did that, the missus would be more than a little upset -- she uses it for her own compost.
A comparatively minor second point would be that I don't want a food-waste bin sitting next to to coffee machine.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to ... women being oppressed.” - Ashleigh Ingle (University of Toronto)
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Preferably, take it to the Soapbox of a totally different website...
...and perhaps, stay there?
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Why? Is it because you don't want to think about how every fart fits into the grand scheme of things?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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It's because you have clearly never been trying to sleep when Dij the Cat drops his guts... 
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I believe to have heard that cats usually don't fart, and that it's not a good sign if they do repeatedly.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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When he was a kitten, he did. Often. Pervasively. And usually just as you'd settled down in bed...
The size of the smell outdid the size of the cat by several orders of magnitude!
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Eat meat exclusively for a few days and then let a jury vote on the quality of the smells you produce.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Now where the heck am I going to find volunteers for that little test? 
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Sheep? (the one do not want to smell is going to be the next meat on your plate)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sorry that's codswallop as the Mrs can fart like the rest of us.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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