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Dangerous Dalek Dave's Derivitive Disaster. Oh my!
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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I have no idea why...but I read that and heard morse code... 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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A lot of Dits and Duhs? 
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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So, I'm enjoying my lunch: a bowl of oatmeal heavily infested with raisins and unsalted peanuts. I found it necessary to explain why oatmeal is the ideal food.
"Why?", I was asked.
"Well", I explained, "suppose I finish the oatmeal. Then, for some reason, I get nauseous. Well, if I manage to catch the puke in my original bowl, it not only looks the same as when originally prepared, but it's even still warm and ready to eat again!"
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I had heard that oats were "food for Scotsmen".
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Sure is, I'm sure you will be able to find the TV adds from over the years on youtube, just search "Scotts Porridge Oats".....
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: food for Scotsmen
Makes sense. Much chance of accidentally wasting the food. That's thrifty at its best.
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...and had to share[^]
Aw...cute.
I like those parents.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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That's what I like! Teaching true values to the kids
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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The Arizona Diamondbacks (that's a Major League Baseball team to you heathens) had their Star Wars Day last month, many people/families dressed up, and there was a parade.
There was also a costume contest which a very young (5 or 6?) Luke and Leia won.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I keep forgetting that Americans continue to play Rounders even after they leave primary school...
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: The Arizona Diamondbacks (that's a Major League Baseball team to you heathens) had their Star Wars Day last month,
That is why the blue entry pass the lady is wearing says Comic Con 4 day 2013.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I'm on-line therefore I am.
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Is it?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Yes. Increase the size of the picture and you, can read the blue entry pass.
The red one is too blurred to read.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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No, I just fail to see the cause-and-effect indicated in your post.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: I just fail to see the cause-and-effect indicated in your post.
How many people were wearing 4 day entry passes for Comic Con 2013 to The Arizona Diamondbacks Star Wars Day last month?
That would indicate to me that they were at Comic Con and not The Arizona Diamondbacks Star Wars Day event.
Maybe not so obvious to you? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Yes, I knew that, so?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Awesome...pink too!
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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What a moron.
Hopefully he will get everything he deserves - you have to be unbelievably stupid to even mention the "B" word in a airport terminal, let alone on the actual plane!
When the fail is so strong...[^]
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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I have no issue with them directing a plane with a bomb to Manchester, but where was it supposed to go? 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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It was supposed to go to London, but those southern jessies get easily scared! 
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