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There are pills for that.
I'd rather be phishing!
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pancakes with maple syrup and bacon.
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I am addicted to the manufacture of an illusory fiction of a personal self, within a package of meat-and-bones, experienced as both "what I am," and "who I have been," embodied in a constantly re-edited matrix of neuronal inter-connections.
This is a very expensive addiction, and has cost me Gods-Know-What.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Two greatest addictions are the internet and Cool Ranch Doritos.
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I wish I could..
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One more vote for chocolate.
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Sparky's found the problem, some daft rat had gnawed through the cable to the shed; what is laid at ground level. Add some rain and it all go *BOOM*.
Outside has been isolated and he's gone to return next week with new cabling and what-nots.
* other gnawing rodents are available
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: he's gone to return next week with new cabling and what-nots.
The rat??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No, Sparky you fool. 
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You named the rat? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What's your problem? Sparky is a nice name for a rat.
Especially for one attracted to cables.
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We used to have a cat that chewed mains wires when I was a kid.
Should have seen it when it bit through...
Flew a good six feet backwards, shook himself, and charged back for another go (not the brightest cat we had ever owned)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Who would run cable at ground level, outdoors, without enclosing it in conduit? That's just asking for trouble. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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It is an enclosed cable, yet our gnawing friend still got through it. Sparky will be replacing it with something a wee bit more robust.
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Excellent! I recommend galvanized steel encased in concrete slurry. Rats are persistent, and have really weird appetites! 
We don't have them here, but rabbits and ground squirrels fill the niche. Rabbits will destroy anything you try to grow, while the squirrels will gnaw anything you wire. What's left, the pigeons crap on, and we're not allowed to kill them. Go figure...
Will Rogers never met me.
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First you say...
Roger Wright wrote: Rats are persistent, and have really weird appetites!
We don't have them here,
...but then you mention...
but rabbits and ground squirrels fill the niche. Rabbits will destroy anything you try to grow, while the squirrels will gnaw anything you wire. What's left, the pigeons crap on
...which sound a lot like cotton tailed dirt rats, bushy tailed tree rats, and winged rats.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Make the most of it.
How many times in your life will you get to say "You're the dirty rat who killed my outhouse!" and mean it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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@Marc-Cliftonn is now Owner at Higher Order Programming...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Ah at last, a Silver Bullet! 
Life is too shor
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He can sod off for all I care! Doesn't accept my requests on LinkedIn so he's history to me.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Doesn't accept my requests on LinkedIn so he's history to me.
I DID accept the invite the minute I received it! Then again, I did it on my phone which probably screwed it up, so give me a sec to do it again from my laptop...
Marc
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Your profile on LinkedIn may be a bit too serious, so Marc can't recognize you
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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They let you join LinkedIn? I joined long before they had any membership standards, but I thought we'd got mo selective since.
Will Rogers never met me.
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