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I suspect Michelle might have other opinions... 
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Garth J Lancaster wrote: I hope you get a 'Clara' as well
He did, but she came to an unhappy end[^].
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Yup! ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) from my side because I prefer hot coffee or tea.
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You sure that's a bot?
From what I've heard OG types faster than his shadow!
He can also answer questions before they're asked.
And, of course, his editing skills are only matched by his wits.
I'd be surprised if a bot could keep up with OG!
So is the bot trolling OG or is OG trolling the bot? Yes, think about that for a while... 
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Are you trying to get me billed as the "Chuck Norris" of CP, or burnt at the stake as a witch? 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Are you trying to get me billed as the "Chuck Norris" of CP, or burnt at the stake as a witch?
Do you float on water, or, like with Chuck Norris, does water try to run and hide underneath you?
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The latter actually, my torch and pitchfork haven't seen much action lately and I've always enjoyed a nice, cozy fire 
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C'mon, anyone can answer a questio before it's been asked, just check this:
A night in Paris.
The question will be asked in the next MQOTD.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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The answer: "A night in paris" seems questionable.
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I call that a fraud, that question has been asked many times before! 
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I will agree to OriginalGriff for a response to this reply. 
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Our OG is better than the OG Loc[^].
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This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - Eminem
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modified 9-Nov-14 8:15am.
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Linky no worky!
It's an occasional bug: if you paste a link over highlighted text, the link address sometimes gets truncated. I keep forgetting this myself...
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Umm, the what?
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The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone, but sometimes the ankle bone comes off.
HTH.
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I think OG was right! I need to understand his concept.
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Trial and error. Paste a few URLs, and see what happens.
Damn. I can't believe I gave a serious answer!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I gave a serious answer
In the Lounge? 
Isn't that one of the Signs of the Apocalypse?
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First a many-headed bot, now this!
I'm getting truly worried.
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I would have hugged you for that "Linky no worky!" thing. But I seem to be allergic. :P
What I mean is, just check the link now. Your cocktail recipe is getting me high.
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Dr. Harry Frank, Emeritus Professor of Philosophy, Princeton, in a video interview, offers some keen insights into the philosophical meaning, social construction, and dynamics, of b*s*t which may be invaluable in assisting you ... if you are in the difficult transition from being a skilled liar to apprentice b*s*tter: [^].
In a future world where economists suggest that ... in only twenty years, or so ... half of "traditional" white-collar jobs will simply disappear, replaced by robotic technology, and automation: increasing, refining, honing to a dialectical razor's edge, your skills in ... even the art of ... b*s*tting may be a very valuable investment ... if not for you, for your children.
After all, haven't you observed how skill in b*s*tting appears to be essential in your workplace to rise through the ranks of management ? Haven't you seen, or experienced, social situations in which some one person, through clever b*s, somehow manages to "hog the limelight," to get credit for work, or behavior, or ideas, that, really, they contributed little too ?
I must caution you that Dr. Frank is, obviously, an enemy of b*st, and that he clearly lacks appreciation for the role of b*s in entertainment, in providing a psychic safety valve for creating an alternative interpretation of events, or realities, useful in surviving difficult times in the lives of individuals or groups. Even more damning is the incredible fact that nowhere in the interview does Dr. Frank use the words gemeinschaft and/or geschellschaft !
But, if there is one thing essential to the skill/craft/art/science of b*s*tting, I'm sure you will agree, it is the ability to continually learn from the strategems and rhetorical devices of those who seek to reduce social communication to a joyless un-spontaneous search for some mythical "truth."
In the spirit of the ancient maxim, "know your enemy," I believe you will profit, as well as laugh, from studying Dr. Frank's analysis.
But ... another caution ... beware of that seductive temptation offered when you see someone who is clearly driven by a suppressed desire to know the joys of b*s*tting, an invidious inner lust to "let it all hang out," so to speak: you may fall into the trap, out of your own inner weakness in the form of pity/compassion/empathy, of catering to such a deprived person by "toning down" your own flights of hyper-real fantastic embroidering of who, and what, you are !
Let the "realists" carry their own wounded off the field, and ... well ... party-on, dude.
« I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"
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No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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BillWoodruff wrote: b*s*t
Besat? Beset? Besht? Besit? Besot?
Can't make sense of it. Why would any of those things be an advantage?
BillWoodruff wrote: Dr. Frank is, obviously, an enemy of b*st
Bast? Best? Bist? Bust?
I c*'t m*e h* n*r t*l *f th* st*y.
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I would really like to help you Mark; why, just the other day, here on the Lounge, you showed what I thought was a most promising sign of b*s*tting potential in that paragraph I praised you for.
But ... and I am sorry if this is kind of hard-hearted of me ... your failure to grasp the gestalt of this post, and your obvious floundering in a dysthymic revel in alphabet substitution ...
Well, you may be just not cut out for b*st; and, while this may come as a blow, I am sure that in the long run your obviously strong and healthy ego will bounce-back from any temporary megrim, or pity-wallow, and you will be filled again with the wholesome exuberance of your wondrous self !
And ... think about it: if there were no "straight men," could there be any comedians ?
with sympathy, Bill
« I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"
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