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Yesterday, I drove my Mustang to the local Ford dealer to check out the new 2015 Mustang. Pretty much all of the salesmen and service people came to check out my car, and while we were all standing there discussing it, some guy walks up and says:
"I get 40 miles per gallon in my Fiesta. What do you get?"
I responded, "I get laid."
The owner of the dealership gave me a Ford Racing ball cap because it was the best answer he'd ever heard to that question. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: "I get 40 miles per gallon in my Fiesta. What do you get?"
Brilliant! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
Not my circus not my monkey's!
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Classic  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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It's certainly an old enough joke to count as a classic.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Brilliant! I tip my hat to you, sir!
According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: my Fiesta
What guy would cop to that?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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A democrat/liberal/socialist...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I guess I'm none of those. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I parked next to a Mustang in the UK two weeks ago, left hand drive, very nice looking car.
A large black woman came out of the shop, got behind the wheel, and sped off at quite a speed.
It must have had a fair bit of power to make her considerable baulk move at that speed.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Bravo, John!!! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Some have asked where OG has been recently. I believe he had claimed his internet would be offline for a couple of weeks, however, I noticed this news article today:
Kim Jong Un missing?[^]
Could it be that OG is Kim Jong Un? Or perhaps a sniper assassin?
Too much of a coincidence to just ignore this.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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For conspirator theorist here is another possibility.
clickity[^]
Of course I don't know what OG would be doing in Idaho but one never knows?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
Not my circus not my monkey's!
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Mike Hankey wrote: For conspirator theorist here is another possibility.
That does seem more likely.
Mike Hankey wrote: Of course I don't know what OG would be doing in Idaho but one never knows?
Awesome hot springs?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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... or maybe he was attending the funeral as a *ermm* "professional" courtesy?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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That is a possibility.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
Not my circus not my monkey's!
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Last I heard, OG and P'OH where kung fu fightin' on a mountain top during a thunderstorm.
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The resemblance is remarkable!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yeah, I miss him too, let's just pray for Good. 
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Yeah, I miss him too
Oh, I don't miss him. No way. I'm taking advantage of his leave of absence to gain on his point total. I'm getting close. 2 more weeks gone and I might just overtake him. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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If you miss someone on-line, there's nothing to stop you hitting F5.
If you miss someone in real life, lack of bullets can stop you reloading.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: If you miss someone on-line,
In this case "missing" is an adjective not a verb.
Mark_Wallace wrote: If you miss someone in real life, lack of bullets can stop you reloading.
Indeed.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Lack of bullets? Don't tell it near JSOP 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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HE WILL BE BACK SOON..........
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Laiju k wrote: HE WILL BE BACK SOON..........
Have you released him from your prison then?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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