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Just a joke that had another way of hiding itself.
This[¨] is not for you. 
If it is let's see if you are able to improve on it. 
NoteToSelf: have no coat, so will just take my leave.
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..so, the suffering isn't over yet, it seems.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It is over indeed. Luckily no one else suffered
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This[^] is what happens next.
NoteToSelf: Raise your shields and prepare to get flamed. 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
modified 21-Jul-14 1:32am.
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I don't know, maybe it's just me. But I think it's a repost.  
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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No, I think this is repost reuse or rather refactoring... 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Prepare flamethrower...
Whoooosh!
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Metrics-Driven Development[^], or MDD. Don't I know that term from somewhere? Of course, Model-Driven Development[^]...
As if all those abbreviations in IT[^] weren't confusing enough already we now have the same abbreviation for multiple meanings!
Bad news for Metrics-Driven Development though, it seems Model-Driven Development got there first...
Looking at that list of abbreviations shows that MDD isn't the first abbreviation that now has multiple meanings though.
And it's not like we're making that stuff up on the spot or anything. INLWMTSUOTSOA!
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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How about Metrics Driven Model Architecture - is MDMA taken?
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That will get your code a'flying! 
TTFN - Kent
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You sure you don't mean McDonald's Drive through? 
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Metrics
I suspect Americans will have hard time understanding it.
Yes, I know it is metric system
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I've always wondered why litres are part of the metric system.
Surely they're litric?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sander Rossel wrote: Metrics-Driven Development[^]
I opened this post giving my eye a bit of a rub so my vision was a little blurry, I thought it said Meths-Driven Development, which is probably not a great idea but could be entertaining.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: I thought it said Meths-Driven Development, which is probably not a great idea but could be entertaining.
Indeed, but that would be just basic Chemistry development, yo!
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Shows where your thought are 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Dave's post below inspired me to stand up and tell the world that I'm alive.
Army is nice, nothing too strong so far. Beer & more twice a week, and we already bonded to a strong group.
My weekend has exactly 30 hours, travelling time included - I slept during ~16 of them.
Gun training is on the schedule next week, I'll share pictures to those interested (if possible).
Did I miss anything (apart from the usual spam and Leslie's death)?
The console is a black place
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Glad to hear your are all right...
While you take pictures - take care on which end of the gun you are!!!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Good to hear you're doing well, good luck and stay safe.
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Thanks, Mike!
The console is a black place
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Another legend rides into the sunset, James Garner[^]
R.I.P. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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RIP
He was awesome in The Great Escape.
/ravi
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The Great Escape was awesome, I also liked a lot of other stuff he did also.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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