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RIP Jimmy! I'll miss you.
Saw Maverick just the other day. 
One of my favourites is Tank[^] - It's not a great movie masterpeice that will stand out in movie history, but I liked it anyway...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I came home from visiting my dad in the hospital and my wife was watching Support Your Local Sheriff. I asked her if she was watching it because JG died, and she said no she hadn't heard about it, but as she was queuing the movie up, she was wondering if he was still alive. Kinda ironic....
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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All the old greats are getting of that age that if you haven't seen them in anything new lately it is natural to wonder if they are still with us. Sad, so many that we grew up watching are gone or going.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Fit like folks.....just a quick hello from Cyprus. Cooking in the sun, boiling in the pool, drowned at the waterpark. Tomorrow is horse riding and the beach.
Food is great. At least the wife and kids are happy. Minimal bickering 
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Just so you know.... We all hate you right now!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I can deal with that given the conditions...just finished fillet steak and chilli nachos. Another pint on the way to wash down chocolate lava cake. 
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Can you email me a slice of the cake please?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Not me, it would be way too hot for me down there in July.
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Sounds like fun, been following your pics.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Quote: Food is great. At least the wife and kids are happy. Minimal bickering D'Oh! |
Photos or didn't happen! Have fun. 
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Go die in a fire!
[We're not off till Thursday]
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Latvian, Estonian, and Romanian all walk into bar owned by Russian man. They sit down at bar, and Russian bartender say,"Good evening, comrades! I'll make deal with you: I'll put mystery drink in shot glass. If you can make guess of what drink is, you get 15 minutes alone in back room with Olga. What say, comrades?" All three men happily agree to bet. So, Russian bartender sets shot glass in front of each man, grabs a bottle from shelf, and pours mystery drink.
Estonian take first shot and say, "Hmm, is taste li-..." and Estonian man is fall over dead from stool.
Romanian man take shot next and say, "Hmm, is taste li-..." and Romanian is fall over dead from stool.
Latvian man is take shot and say, "Hmm, is taste like...water runoff from nuclear power plant!"
"Very good, comrade, you guess right! Here is key, go in back. Olga is waiting already." Latvian man is so excite, as wife died from malnourish long ago and hasn't had goat around either because nobody in Latvia have goat.
Latvian man unlocks door, room is dark. He shuts and locks door behind, turns on light and sees Olga. Only Olga is not sexy Russian woman; Olga is large, hungry wolf-dog. Olga attacks the Latvian man, killing and eating him. Is good, because suffering is now over.
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I think the jury's still out ... although I did 
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What was behind the other door?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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A Ukrainian with a surface to air missile... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It looks you tried the mistery drink too.
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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I'm guessing the joke is that it's a shaggy dog story - apologies for spoiling the fun... not 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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HomerTheGreat wrote: Is good, because suffering is now over.
Same thing I was thinking after finish reading.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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It was in Finish?
That explains why I didn't laugh - I'm no good with Foreign Languages... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm no good with Foreign Languages...
I'm still working on English.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'm still working on English.
Still a foreign language for Griff...
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Mike Hankey wrote: Same thing I was thinking after finish reading
I guess most people'd have been wondering what the F they just read! 
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I am still suffer....
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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Could some one explain to me why northern cold countries seem to excel and as you go south to more "livable" climates the world goes to hell.
Case in point; southern EU vrs northern EU.
Doesn't have to be EU. Seems to be global phenomenon.
Latvia and potatoes... hmmmm
modified 20-Jul-14 8:57am.
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