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He seemed to park well to his right 
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I was deathly afraid of hitting the LT1 Camaro in the next spot. When I got out of the car and realized my parking was all whacked, I fixed it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Looks like you need a reversing camera like I have in my Yaris.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Very nice car. How many hours do you have clocked working on her; the car not your wife. 
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Well, I don't really know. I replaced the suspension and brakes last year, and that consumed pretty much every weekend for about 8 months. This engine swap only took 28 days, with me only participating for half a day every two-three days, and all day Saturdays.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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So the wife is shaking me awake this morning. "Wake up, wake up, it's late!"
"What time is it?" I mumbled.
"Nearly seven", she replies.
I picked up my phone: 0457.
She laughed. "Oh dear", she says, "I think I was dreaming".
Me: grunt, snore, sleep.
There was no argument but I am still tired. 
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That's a good story. Maybe that makes it worth it.  Nah. 
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My dogs do that almost every night, but they don't give up that easy  .
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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You should take a course of hypnotherapy, so that the response "It's your turn to make breakfast" is automatic.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This[^] on a loop. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I'm seriously thinking about changing phones now. 
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Is there one for a real phone?
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As far as I know, the only equivalent for iPhone is an endoscope attachment for "extreme selfies".
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It gets better[^].
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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+5 from me, plus you get my "comeback of the year" award.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Yep*[^]
*-telescope sold separately
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Well, I'll be elephanted; I gotta get me one of those... 
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Now, I know most guys tend to b*tch and complain about women because they suck with them, had a bad experience or two, whipped, married to or involved with a nutcase, etc. But by and large, to play devil's advocate and in honor of breast cancer awareness month, here's a short list of why women are freaking awesome:
1. A great woman, like a great man, listens!
2. They are fun to play with and tease. Most guys simply do not get this. They get all pissy over nothing and don't just have fun and play with girls like we did when were kids.
3. When they love you, they are very thoughtful of you. It makes them happy to see you happy.
4. Girls just want to have fun... even more so than guys. And guys talk like they do, but they never do. Go figure.
5. They put up with a lot of crap from guys. Yes, guys have to deal with some crap too. But women have to deal with A LOT. Especially if she's attractive. Most guys will never understand what I mean by this.
6. They are easier to talk to than with guys. Guys simply do not talk... ever. Or if they do, it's usually a fake and closed off conversation.
7. A great woman wants you to feel like and be a man. She'll expect that from you in fact.
And yes, men also need a testicular cancer awareness month as well.
Jeremy Falcon
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You should say to your wife to stop hitting you with the fry pan on your head. It seems that you have a small concussion.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Don't have a wife and my girl respects me way too much to even think about hitting me with a frying pan.
Jeremy Falcon
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