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No-one superglued the bolder across the cave entrance. that's good.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Your door maybe fine....but did you not notice the Sheep is still attached?
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P0mpey3 wrote: Sheep is still attached
Dolly? She's not attached - she's engaged!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Sorry, I ran out of glue
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You're right! Someone just superglued the nob on top of the tea pot!
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servers himself right he shouldn't have sat on the teapot in the first place
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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No, it fell off so it was glued back on.
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knob - bit on top of teapot
nob - slang for a member of the nobility
so which have you stuck to the teapot?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Worse: check the Gin bottle...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Keith Barrow wrote: the incompetents only glued the shutter
That's not incompetence; it's pure common sense.
I mean, it's not like they're called "openers".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dalek Dave wrote: I think we will never know!
As if it is 9/11. Just file a police complaint.
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Shameel wrote: Just file a police complaint.
In Luton?
That's like prosecuting Genghis Khan for littering...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Genghis Khan was from Luton? well that explains a lot
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Funnily enough, Luton was the one place they chose to rape the livestock and burn down the women.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Funnily enough, Luton was the one place they chose to rape the livestock and burn down the women.
All under influence?
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thought that was wales, sounds too complicated for a lutonian
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Only because in Luton it's near impossible to tell the difference...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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In high school, someone did that to a series of student lockers right outside my home room (and hence my locker area). They stopped short of the door so as to not be seen... my locker was right outside the door.
Stupidity knows no boundary.
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"Coiffeur? Maybe he can give you some security!"(9)
I like this one!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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LOCKSMITH
A coiffeur (hairdresser) sculpts one's locks, not that I have any left ...
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You like a hairdresser? Well with your Barnet, I guess there's a lot of maintenance. 
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I have been developing in Windows since 1996. And loved it.
Last week one of my clients computer crashed.
His application was in ASP.NET, .NET 4.5. A very small application for managing his Gym.
I had to install SQL Server Express 2012. It took all day. First install .NET runtime. Then during SQL install, had to download and install Powershell. Then install IIS7.
This took up my whole day.
Then restore the Database etc. etc.
One of my developers was working on PhP and MySQL on his own. He showed me how easy it was to just copy XAMPP, start Apache and MySQL and copy the PhP application and start work. No installation, nothing.
In MS, you have to install so many things, then as you keep on installing applicaion, even for a test drive, and then uninstall, this slows down windows. SO much garbage accumulates in the registry.
Why can MS produce apps that can only be copied and run, as earlier in Wordperfect, or Wordstar, or presently as XAMPP?
Is there somebody out there who has influence on MS to ask them to do this.
Since I have now started working in PhP, I find it so SUPERFAST and easy and it has so many FREE third party tools that I converted the Gym application to PhP and MySQL in just 2 days which had taken full to weeks to develop in .NET
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Well, PHP sucks so I would never prefer it to e.g. ASP.NET MVC. Nevertheless, I agree with you. I hope that some of this changes in the future (at least with Chocolatey we now have a good package manager). The single / copy deploy of ASP.NET MVC vNext seems to be exactly what you are looking for.
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I do believe he would be in the same or worse position trying to deploy MVC, he still has the runtime and IIS requirement for his clients server + all the different libraries needed to run MVC on the server.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I was talking about ASP.NET MVC vNext, which can also run on a Linux or MacOSX machine without installing IIS or any other web server. Which libraries should be required to run MVC on the server? The libraries, which are not included in the .NET Framework should be deployed with your application in the "bin" directory...
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