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Re: Whine, whine, whine (I hate DDoS attacks)

Brisingr Aerowing11-Jun-14 19:29

Brisingr Aerowing

11-Jun-14 19:29

I say anyone who does things like this (i.e. a black hat hacker) and is found should be shot.

With a tank.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

"We are going to give you the best ever phone contract deal, never expiring, but you have to decide in the next 5 seconds"

CPallini11-Jun-14 5:25

CPallini

11-Jun-14 5:25

A là CG: "I despise Italian phone companies".

Veni, vidi, vici.

Re: "We are going to give you the best ever phone contract deal, never expiring, but you have to decide in the next 5 seconds"

Kenneth Haugland11-Jun-14 5:45

Kenneth Haugland

11-Jun-14 5:45

Quote:
"We are going to give you the best ever phone contract deal, never expiring, but you have to decide in the next 5 seconds"

Do all offers in Italy sound like they come from a mobster, that has a gun pointed at you? I had to see twice that it wasn't V's MQOTD Laugh | :laugh:

Re: "We are going to give you the best ever phone contract deal, never expiring, but you have to decide in the next 5 seconds"

CPallini11-Jun-14 5:47

CPallini

11-Jun-14 5:47

Kenneth Haugland wrote:
Do all offers in Italy sound like they come from a mobster, that has a gun pointed at you?

Something like that.

Veni, vidi, vici.

Re: "We are going to give you the best ever phone contract deal, never expiring, but you have to decide in the next 5 seconds"

newton.saber11-Jun-14 6:49

newton.saber

11-Jun-14 6:49

As usual Scott Adams nails it with Dilbert
This is exactly what it is like when you go to buy or upgrade a cell phone:
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-06-14/[^]

DOS

AlphaDeltaTheta11-Jun-14 4:51

AlphaDeltaTheta

11-Jun-14 4:51

OR windows command line in general

Dear Bash,

Stuck with creating some batch files. How good my time would have been if youh had your mighty presence on this server.
Missing you.

Sincerely,
A .NET Developer

* We could use Powershell, but 'Group Policies'. Dead | X|

* And where is the DOS section in CP?
I'm sure, Bob shall hate batch files Dead | X|

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Re: DOS

OriginalGriff11-Jun-14 4:58

OriginalGriff

11-Jun-14 4:58

ΑlphaΔeltaΘheta wrote:
And where is the DOS section in CP?

Here: http://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx[^]

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Re: DOS

Marco Bertschi11-Jun-14 5:01

Marco Bertschi

11-Jun-14 5:01

Or there[^]

The console is a black place

Re: DOS

AlphaDeltaTheta11-Jun-14 5:41

AlphaDeltaTheta

11-Jun-14 5:41

Someone issued a CLS to my memory D'Oh! | :doh:

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Re: DOS

Mike Hankey11-Jun-14 5:08

Mike Hankey

11-Jun-14 5:08

Just learning DOS plz send codez

C://dos
C://dos.run
run.dos.run

If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!

Re: DOS

OriginalGriff11-Jun-14 5:11

OriginalGriff

11-Jun-14 5:11

LOL!

Re: DOS

Shameel11-Jun-14 5:21

Shameel

11-Jun-14 5:21

I warned you not to visit Q&A often Smile | :)

Re: DOS

Richard Deeming11-Jun-14 5:26

Richard Deeming

11-Jun-14 5:26

Best. T-shirt. Ever. Big Grin | :-D

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Jeffrey_Albertson[^]

You even managed to mangle the slashes in almost the same way! Poke tongue | ;-P

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Re: DOS

AlphaDeltaTheta11-Jun-14 5:37

AlphaDeltaTheta

11-Jun-14 5:37

Mike Hankey wrote:
Just learning DOS plz send codez

Since last 15 years Poke tongue | ;-P

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Re: DOS

Mike Hankey11-Jun-14 5:50

Mike Hankey

11-Jun-14 5:50

Probably closer to 30.

If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!

Re: DOS

Roger Wright11-Jun-14 12:28

Roger Wright

11-Jun-14 12:28

Mike Hankey wrote:
C://\dos

C://\dos.run

run.dos.run

Been a while, eh? Poke tongue | ;-P

Will Rogers never met me.

Re: DOS

Mike Hankey11-Jun-14 12:35

Mike Hankey

11-Jun-14 12:35

Didn't even check when I copy and pasted.

If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!

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JimmyRopes11-Jun-14 4:11

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11-Jun-14 4:11

bacon weave chocolate topped taco[^] Cool | :cool:

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