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A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. The owner greeted him and told him to look around. The cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.
Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs of brain meats. A carpenter's brain sold for $1.50 per pound. A plumber's brain sold for $2.25 per pound. He noticed with alarm that a politician's brain was priced at $375.00 a pound. With not a little curiosity he asked the owner about the huge difference in price between the similar meats.
The owner responded, "Do you realize how many politicians it takes to get a pound of brains?"
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I first heard it as "... They've never been used!"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Has anyone read Books written by Him?
Was it good? I am considering purchasing one of his books, and am looking for feedback.
Thank You.
David
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Yes, and his books are very good. Mind you, I am biased because he's a friend of mine.
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Always support your friends. 
David
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Hello everyone
I have already installed WindowsAndroid on my laptop.
The problem is that I do not know how to install apk files using this application.
I have googled about this but no success.
Is here anyone that can help me?
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This is the wrong forum for Android questions, but you might want to look here[^]
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Meysam Tolouee wrote: I have already installed WindowsAndroid on my laptop.
Do you mean BlueStacks?
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Not at all.
I mean "WindowsAndroid".
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Website? All I found were links to sites that host the app.
/ravi
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Yes, I saw that. I was hoping for a link to the developer's site.
/ravi
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There is a new South African Toilet Door Lock[^] which is proving very popular.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Does the opened position say SHOOT?
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Be gentle on Mr Pistorius. His Girlfriend said she wanted to be taken out for Valentine's Day 
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She wasn't the prettiest girl around, but I'd give her a shot.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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OK, I can live with the "new version is available, do you want to upgrade?" message - I'm used to Chrome updating without asking, but I can live with it.
OK, I can live with it needing a restart after each and every update. Again, I'm used to Chrome not needing it, but it's not a big deal.
But why, oh why, does it every damn time have to complain that UK English is not compatible and ask if I want to get a new version - which is the same as the old version? Stupid!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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How about pretty much every single time I used (note: past tense) Firefox it would open up with that damn annoying "Well this is embarrassing" page because it supposedly could not re open the last tabs I had open. I didn't want it to open the tabs I had open last time.
I use Chrome now.
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So do I - but I have "Vanilla" Firefox and IE on the PC for website testing.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Haha..Yeah it annoy me too!!! (Note :I am too Tense)..I loved R2D2 and C3PO.. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: But why, oh why, does it every damn time have to complain that UK English is not compatible and ask if I want to get a new version - which is the same as the old version? Stupid!
Theory: Since it's open source, anybody can get the code, fix what's broken, and submit the fixed code.
Reality: We've all got better things to do than fix other people's problems. Firefox is no exception and needs to get its sh*t together.
Ask me whether I really think open source is as great as everybody makes it out to be...
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dandy72 wrote: Ask me whether I really think open source is as great as everybody makes it out to be...
I think it's good but some of their practices are annoying.
Want to download a binary? "Nope, you have to compile it." "But I don't have that particular compiler/toolchain/library installed?" "Tough sh*t."
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I guess it's like anything else really - sometimes it's a good idea and it works really well: Handbrake and Filezilla for example.
Other times...it doesn't. Early Mono and Open Office for example: 
Depends to an extent on the quality of the coders involved I suspect.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And what about extensions? Like FireBug that have to be updated too, because new FF can't play with it? But no new FireBug jet - so wait a week or two...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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go in services.msc and disable their mozilla cleanup service (i think that's the one) - and you can then check for updates manually.
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